By bellabreeze - 09/08/2012 03:29 - United States - Lebanon

Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment". He's 18. FML
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Kibaruto 33

You now live in the Jersey Shore, or at least from the inside of the house.

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legitkitty 11

Maybe he should have to paint the room while you spray paint his room bright pink as a punishment ;)

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Kibaruto 33

You now live in the Jersey Shore, or at least from the inside of the house.

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taybabaylover 1

Before we jump to conclusions how did it turn out?

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legitkitty 11

Why are all the comments on this FML getting thumbed down?!

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Dunvanation 4

You know guys, I used to be an elevator operator. Now there's a job that has its ups and downs!

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1221jamw 11

Damn you rebellious teens! Maybe you guys had gotten in an argument and this is his revenge..

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Awkward_Science 2

31 - Your Pun skill just dropped by at least 5.

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JocelynKaulitz 28

Science projects these days… "in conclusion, yes, walls can tan."

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HelloGuys 4

Maybe he wanted to see if it would work so he could try it?

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ruabadfishtoo 0

uh wouldn't you test it on something else first like paper? or a spot on your arm?

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MsCowsiecow 6

#22 yes well obviously this kid is an idiot. But that's most likely what he was doing.

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emilyjgraham 34

It's most likely that he tried it out over her parents white walls to see if it would work?... How does that even make sense to an 18 year old? He wasn't using it, it was probably revenge.

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ProfessionalTrol_fml 14

Well the only conclusion from the "experiment" is that your son is a complete moron...

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boofgall 16

Maybe he was comparing it to the likes of spray paint. Shows how ridiculous it looks.

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onlychildFTW 33

Are you sure your son isn't 4? Normally wall painting is a toddler problem.

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ArielTheMermaid 17

OP, if he's 18, he's old enough to know better. Make him repaint it. That'll make him learn

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whyusofat 17

Give him white spray paint and tell him to try the experiment again.

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ruabadfishtoo 0

Screw spray paint. Make him buy another can of white paint and force him to repaint

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Awkward_Science 2

What good would forgetting do? In the words of JFK; "Forgive your enemies, but NEVER forget their names."

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

52, you did NOT just YOLO. You didn't. ..... AAAAAH! *viciously mauls 52*

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kailsey 5

Ohmygoodness.....whatta dippy haha. He better clean it up

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j_cat187 19

Gwonam- "It is written, you must die."

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Slender_Man 6

One does not simply clean up spray tan off of a wall.

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zandalee 19

Is a sign! He needs to move out and get his own place.

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JustKittyKat 24

Punishment: dress him like one of those jersey shore idiots, (spray tan, Ed hardy, hair gel, ripped pants...all of it) for the first week of school.

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Fml_FTW228 10

He's 18 years old. I at least hope he is still not in school... unless you're talking about college, where she would have no control on how he dressed.

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GothicAngel17 24

Some places 18 year olds are in their senior year.

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GothicAngel17 24

12- In a lot of places, 18 year olds are normally in their senior year.

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GothicAngel17 24

It said my first comment didn't post >:| hope one of the mods removes it.

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Fml_FTW228 10

Considering, in the US where the FML was posted, it is summer meaning he would be turning 19 during his senior year if he had already not finished..

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kimmi41509 10

Unless he got held back a couple of times..which would explain his stupidity. I know someone who didn't graduate high school until they were 21 because they were held back 2 or 3 times throughout their life.

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emilyjgraham 34

have you ever thought that being an 18 year old he could simply change clothes? because although he's a bit stupid, I think (rather hope), he'd take spare!

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JustTemporary 24

Can't get rid of the hair and spray tan.

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nevereyes 31

69, white press powder and a decent bristle brush will do the trick very well.

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legitkitty 11

Maybe he should have to paint the room while you spray paint his room bright pink as a punishment ;)

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citymayer 7

Honestly, I would've been tempted to do the same thing. Idk why. I wouldn't have though bc I have impulse control.

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dressedskeleton 10

Experiment....seems like you've got yourself a budding scientist! ;)

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SaintT 15

Ummm... Budding? He's 18 shouldn't he already have decided what he's doing? I'm 17 and already have my whole life planned out!!! XD

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