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By bellabreeze - 09/08/2012 03:29 - United States - Lebanon

Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment". He's 18. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2013 04:02 - United States

Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML

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By Ramis182 - 03/10/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML

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By afather - 14/06/2015 13:41 - United States - Worthing

Today, I had to take my son to the hospital for drinking sunscreen. Apparently, he saw something on the internet that said if he drank it, his body would sweat it out and continually apply it to his body. He's 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2013 20:01 - United States - Danbury

Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML

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By richkief76 - 10/05/2011 02:34

Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML

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By teejayrn - 15/12/2012 11:48 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, my son sprayed the bottom of my car and windows white with fake snow in Christmas cheer. He did a great job, except he used white spray paint instead of the fake snow. FML

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Good one, you little shit

By WalkingTalkingCarrot - 27/06/2011 02:15 - United Kingdom

Today, my 15 year-old brother, visiting me for the weekend, thought it would be a great idea to switch my expensive moisturiser for fake tan cream. I'm going to work in 12 hours. I'm fluorescent orange. FML

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By blotchy-girl - 15/07/2009 04:00 - New Zealand

Today, my sister thought it would be funny to spray my face with my new tanning spray, which is only supposed to be used on arms and legs. I woke up and looked in the mirror to see an orange blotchy face staring back at me. My parents can't look at me without laughing. FML

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By don'tdrinkthat - 03/11/2013 22:27 - United States - Quincy

Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2012 19:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to be treated for chemical burns, because my mother got the bright idea of using paint thinner to clean me up after I'd painted our living room. FML

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Kibaruto 33

Thursday 9 August 2012 9:26

You now live in the Jersey Shore, or at least from the inside of the house.

legitkitty 11

Thursday 9 August 2012 9:29

Maybe he should have to paint the room while you spray paint his room bright pink as a punishment ;)

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missknh101 6

Friday 10 August 2012 1:51

Teenage boys think of the craziest things

outoftown 26

Friday 10 August 2012 2:08

On the bright side, he saved OP from wearing (and breathing in) that icky orange stuff.

wubbazugg 5

Friday 10 August 2012 4:25

...right after he got high from the can of paint he used in the closet.

LTpast 3

Friday 10 August 2012 10:25

I believe the experiment was to test how long it would take you to kick him out of the house.

Jasonf6 0

Friday 10 August 2012 23:08

ROFL, another fake person concerned about "tanning" to impress people. I hope you dont have any girls to force that shit on or to exploit like those on Toddlers & Tiaras. YDI

42billybob 5

Saturday 11 August 2012 20:59

"Here's a paint bucket, and a brush, it's comming out of [your own money / allowance / college fund / he's got money you gave him somewhere you can pull it from]... you're grounded until the bathroom looks the same as when you started."