Kids: Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that...

By DaveAlmighty - 24/04/2012 23:59 - United States

Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML

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By ben - 18/09/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, I took my 5 year-old son to the barbershop. When the barber had finished with him, I told the barber, "While we're here, I might as well get a trim too." My son then exclaimed loudly inside a very full barbershop, "Dad! You don't need a haircut, you need hair!" FML

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By ellieowenie - 29/07/2012 08:11 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML

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By flyingpuppy - 17/06/2012 06:33 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML

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Lockdown fashion

By Anonymous - 18/09/2020 18:01 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my partner got a lockdown haircut. He now has a mullet. FML

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Bad hair day

By Noname - 30/01/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I went to get a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was, "So, do you want to keep the mullet?" What mullet?! FML

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By children ain't pawns - 21/11/2016 15:23 - Australia - Perth

Today, after discussing having our son's hair styled nicely for school, my ex returned him with his head shaved. I didn't realise bald was in style for 4-year-olds. FML

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By Craig - 17/02/2010 06:30 - Canada

Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML

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By buiuuum - 27/07/2011 16:35 - United States

Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML

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Haircut, haircuuuut

By Anonymous - 07/09/2020 05:32 - India - Mumbai

Today, I came to the decision that I needed some variety in my life, so I decided to get a haircut. My mom insisted that she could do it and that she had experience because she cuts my dad's short hair. I had thick, long hair. Now, my hair is uneven, ugly and short. FML

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By missedout - 05/02/2013 22:48 - United States - York

Today, while my mother-in-law visited, I asked if she wouldn't mind watching my son for 10 minutes as I had run out of baby shampoo. I came back home to see she had shaved his head completely bald. That was his very first haircut. FML

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Wednesday 25 April 2012 11:08

I thought it was business in the front party in the back

RaggleFrock 13

Wednesday 25 April 2012 9:46

It's not 1985.

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pu_ccca19 10

Wednesday 25 April 2012 12:12

Ew guys with mullets look like horses

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Wednesday 21 August 2013 16:33

Way to insult horses!

Devin91 20

Wednesday 25 April 2012 13:13

At least he wants something ?

challan 19

Wednesday 25 April 2012 13:40

Are you rocking the mullet? Is that why your head isn't in your pictures?! ;)

XTheDesertSongX 17

Wednesday 25 April 2012 13:14

Ohhh, he'll be fine. Just give him a guitar and tell him to write a few songs, and before you know it, he'll be a country singing sensation!

krysxkatastrophe 14

Wednesday 25 April 2012 13:22

Just let him do it. Once he realizes how bad it looks, don't let him go back for a while to get it fixed. Tell him that's what he wanted, so that's what he gets.