By whasian - 21/09/2009 16:32 - United States

Today, my soon to be mother-in-law sent me a birthday present. It was a necklace for me to wear at my wedding. The pendant is a well known lesbian symbol. I'm a woman and I'm marrying her son. FML
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Leprecon 3

Well known lesbian symbol ? I dont know any lesbian symbols ...

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Subtext 10

I bet you cry "First!" when you're having sex, too...

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nerdking21 10

Ow that hurts. Maybe she's sending you a signal. First

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Subtext 10

I bet you cry "First!" when you're having sex, too...

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plexico 3

Yeah, we miss out on all that virus fun and we think Trojans a brand of condoms.

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kukopia 0

He can't proclaim 'first' during sex... He's done both hands many, many times.

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RubixMonkey 0

Who the hell came up with Trogans for the condom. The Trojans let the horse in and the thing that wasn't supposed to get in got in.

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plexico 3

I agree. Worst product name ever. Except for Ayds Diet Candy. I am sure that the name Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome was created by the people at Dexatrim. Before we started to hear about AIDS in the early 1980's, there was a diet candy called Ayds. The disease actually helped you lose weight faster, but it also caused death. The candy did not survive.

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JFox 8

The horse was needed because of Troy's insurmountable wall.

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Tweety122888 0

dude this has been submitted before and it was like 2 months ago op if ur gonna copy someone try one that's little older fyl indeed

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Zestus 19

Yeah but if the horse is akin to the condom then the soldiers are...

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Starchild21 3

Or maybe she did? We must step aside and ponder.... _____________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

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Leprecon 3

Well known lesbian symbol ? I dont know any lesbian symbols ...

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redbluegreen 40

Oh, how I love having these symbols available on hand. ;D ♀ Too bad there isn't a lesbian one... Yet. In case anyone ever wants it, here's the male one as well. ♂

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Klabauterpete 0

OP should have been more specific. But I don't think it's this, because it would be too obvious.

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sbarre1 0

LESBIAN SYMBOL: http://rlv.zcache.com/pink_triangle_tshirt-p235181698353325621qmkd_400.jpg

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allmidnighteyes 10

I hope you know her "son" only LOOKS like a guy

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xXCrazyPersonXx 0

Yes!! This ^^

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Oajng 0

Hey, dont get offended! its only a rainbow! Or maybe her "son" hasnt told you yet he is a girl :)

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Lucky444 0

Thinking she had no idea what the symbol was and just thought it was pretty or interesting.

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Intoxicunt 5

I would think you were gay for your "Apple logo" too, rainbow striped or not. ;)

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plexico 3

Oh, Toxi, you just want to think you "converted" me back to straight when you have your way with me.

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catatonicsleep 17

maybe she knew the story behind the logo....

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Intoxicunt 5

Yeah, you're right. More of a conquest that way. :) You and your damn Macs. Ugh.

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CL41RE 0

how would an apple logo make you gay?

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Intoxicunt 5

It's a joke, CL41RE. Oh, I'm so sorry I have a running joke/conversation with another user! I guess I'll let you into the loop. I was jokingly disagreeing with him for the sake of argument and fun. I was putting down all Apple products just to disagree. There.

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lem0n_fml 0

Seriously, 40? It's a joke, YOU must have a really low self esteem if subtext's comment put you down. and I'm glad I clicked "reply to #40" and FML put my reply on another comment.

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Intoxicunt 5

She's trying to suggest a threesome. Get with it. Wincest. Whoops, I misread this as "the pedant". Lol.

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WTFKuro 0

I'm not sure you know what the word 'pedant' means.

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