By Isabell - 06/02/2010 05:31 - Australia

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Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
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4toestatue 7

haha it reminds me of a porno movie plot... "what you got there? mmm so big let me touch it, it will be our little secret"

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jonny2x4 0

To clear things up here, the OP is a woman. What I want to know is if an apparatus was involved or not. Wish I was there. Now THAT'S hot!!!!

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IDigSmartLadies 0

You need to put an end to this shit NOW! Stopping by and coming in without calling, knocking, or otherwise providing notice? OH HELL NO!

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terlolnator 0

did you hear a "clit" sound when the door opened?

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DancingDick 0

Come on people. dont you all know the door lock/************ glitch? no matter how many times you lock the door, each time you start masterbating the doors become unlocked. (hint: if you wanna break in somewhere, drop your drawer and ********** away, it'll unlock the doors)

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perdix 29

Who cares about the "in my own house" part? You could have said "at the North Pole, with Santa, Bigfoot, The Loch Ness Monster and fairies and elves watching" and we'd still be focused on your self-massaged pussy and orgasmic cries and the possibility of squirting.

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sourgirl101 28

You should tell your in-law that her son might have given you crabs and you were just scratching.

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perdix 29

When I'm wondering about how many fingers she was putting up there and the glistening, pouty lips, my curiosity about the mother-in-law's whereabouts is minimal. I hope the OP was quick enough to say, "I was just thinking about your son," so she didn't have to admit that she was having erotic fantasies about some snarky FML commenter ;)

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The_DOOD 0

Set the lock, when you're jackin' the ****. You fool. Did she assist with the happy ending? Tit for tat, did she at least show you her pastrami, I mean she got to see the kielbasa you're feeding to her daughter?

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firecopy 6

unless the op has a **** I can't see this. after all the op is a woman.

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The_DOOD 0

she's a hermaphrodite.

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Kockdiesel 0

did she give you any pointers

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Craw25 0

what is she doing just busting in your house for?

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jillz 0

Maybe next time she just strolls into your place, she'll find you making love to your husband, flavored oils, handcuffs etc all around you both. Lol. Guess you better be ready for company 24/7 from here on out.

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