By Isabell - 06/02/2010 05:31 - Australia

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Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
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4toestatue 7

haha it reminds me of a porno movie plot... "what you got there? mmm so big let me touch it, it will be our little secret"

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waterynuggets 0

Here comes the bride!

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White667 0

More importantly, did you then stop? Or continue =P

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Crush89 0

All these people masturbating and noone using locks?!

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koolitaliano 0

LOOK AT HER IN THE EYES AND FINISH LIKE A BEAST!!!

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me199 0

I guess thats better then you doing it in her house or your fiances

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Snow_Daisy 7

lmAo @25!! Hahaha that's freakin funny!! :D

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sucks4you09 0

if it's ur house it's ur mom-in-law's fault that she will be having nightmares

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poooook 0

#25's victoryyy is agreed(:

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j2484 0

y was she in ur house ur fiance's mom is a major stalker

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CaRoLlo727 0

to 23.. yeaah i know everybody FMLs about it like lock your door

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Newbie21 1

I agree it doesn't make any sence

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p00nhandler 0

u should have asked her to finish u off!

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Yankeepunk 0

lmao haahhahah this is by far the funiest responce ever hahaha. when I read the fml I got a little horny, man Porns really ****** me up

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Blue_Black_fml 21

reminds of george costanza in seinfeld, when his mother walking in on him, she started falling down, and he didnt know whether to go keep her from falling, or zip up!!

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toeknee33 0

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jessliston22 0

a mother-in-law is the mother of the fianceé or fiancé. if she is a girl, it could be her fiancé's mother.

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lil_ham1644 29

Sometimes the partner may not be in the mood. Or maybe she just likes it

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happyhak 5

#9, just because the OP has a soon-to-be-bride gf doesnt mean he can stop natural things like masturbaiting...btw, OP, how could your soon to be mother in law get in to your house if the door was locked...you lock your doors, right?

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CleanSheets 0

people just can't read these days like they used too...

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toeknee33 0

#11 that's wrong tho cus that means your partner isn't satisfying your needs very good.and he or she is about to get married..WTF

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waterynuggets 0

Happens, but either way people ********** whether they're single or in a relationship. Their partner is out of town, they just wanna rub one out for the night, couples often ********** together, etc.

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AlterEggo 0

Why are we assuming OP is a guy? Women **********, too.

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BrownSugar_fml 5

we're changing your name to "not so clean sheets"

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fatderplips 0

well it has the female symbol in the corner..

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