Love: Today, my stalker ex girlfriend turned up at my wedding, uninvited,...

By tdrtnlz - 11/05/2013 06:25 - United Kingdom - Studley

Today, my stalker ex girlfriend turned up at my wedding, uninvited, wearing a wedding dress. FML

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_GoodGuy 11

Saturday 11 May 2013 16:24

Run like the wind OP, switch countries, names, number. Just run.

laughtersplay 14

Saturday 11 May 2013 16:29

I believe a restraining order is in need.

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Perfectg 9

Saturday 11 May 2013 17:21

Some people are very surprising..

grumpybr 13

Saturday 11 May 2013 17:23

Reminds me of the episode of Two And a Half Men when Rose tries to shows up at Charlie's fiancee door wearing a wedding dress. Thats where this bitch's inspiration came from.

grumpybr 13

Saturday 11 May 2013 17:24

Correction , she doesn't try to, she actually does.

tayrex77 3

Saturday 11 May 2013 17:24

crazy bitch...

olpally 32

Saturday 11 May 2013 17:29

Sounds exactly like my ex... Wow. Restraining order or have her crazy ass arrested. Jeeze.

Jemm_fml 29

Saturday 11 May 2013 17:32

SECURITY!!

Stefanie88 24

Saturday 11 May 2013 17:36

Now that is just plain wierd...:S

journeytotheend 16

Saturday 11 May 2013 17:52

I hope her face was painted like the jokers

Dcm210 19

Saturday 11 May 2013 18:04

Now who could've told her about your wedding.

devans00 14

Saturday 11 May 2013 18:09

Let us know what happens when you have your first kid.

KawaiiCupcake 14

Saturday 11 May 2013 18:18

I see restraining order in your future...

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