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By rebekah - 03/04/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

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You deserved it 77 159

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By lalalasmiles06 - 04/09/2010 03:47

Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML

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By brooke - 13/08/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML

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You deserved it 25 228

By Genuine D - 13/05/2017 08:00 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML

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You deserved it 449

By mimimi - 30/12/2008 06:24 - France

Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML

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You deserved it 5 968

By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

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No warning

By Anonymous - 05/05/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML

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You deserved it 513

Welcome to the danger zone

By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 22:00

Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 321

By woah - 04/05/2011 11:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

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You deserved it 8 234

This is fine

By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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You deserved it 10 376

By ydahs - 08/05/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML

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You deserved it 19 620

The_Cait 0

Friday 3 April 2009 23:52

Oh god, that would HURT.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Friday 3 April 2009 23:50

awuh dude that is freaking messed up, you couldnt tuck it? oh gosh, that mush have been gross and embarrasing. =] pahah, but got me outta my rut.

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hollisterhottiex 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:05

aw hun.. i feel bad for you. #160, if he pulled fast enough she'd notice right about the same time as it was coming out. duh.

dino_witha_cape 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:54

This is fake, for sure. I saw this in a magazine except it was a string hanging off of a skirt.

cback 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:55

lol i feel worse for the guy... he must be scared for life!

knowitall 1

Saturday 4 April 2009 21:13

I call shenanigans. Even if it didn't hurt (which it sometimes can- I've been using them for almost 20 years now), a tampon cannot just be easily yanked out- especially around a bathing suit or other clothing. Also, to those who say that boys/men cannot tell the difference between a regular thread and a tampon string- they need to find (or work on becoming) smarter men. There is no excuse for willful ignorance- it just makes you a loser.

Hgm09 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 21:21

No, it doesn't hurt to take my tampon out. But then again, I don't yank on it as if I'm trying to remove a thread. I'm pretty sure that would be really painful. Removing something that is unlubed and abrasive forcefully from my vag does not sound like my idea of a good time.

Failercoptor 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 21:31

Smooth boy friend you got there, how did you guys get together? he meet you by crashing into your car?

Blank_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 21:38

poor thing it's not your fault what your body does naturally, you shouldn't be embarrassed for that i would simple smile and walk off and get a new one

_violet_ 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 21:43

you didn't notice him creeping towards your vaginal area and asked what he was doing? he'd probably have to be underneath you to even be ABLE to pull it out.

dinosareawesome 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 22:56

Haha I agree with #18 and #19...I saw that too.

gs_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 22:57

arent u like not supposed to wear a tampon wen u swim??? i dont cuz thts wat i heard

FJT 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 7:14

no you are meant to wear one when you swim, you're not meant to wear pads while swimming. however, if your period is light, you could get away with not wearing anything, cold water stops the blood flow.