By magoo16 - 21/02/2011 17:48 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting a little girl. We were colouring, and she told me she wanted to draw a picture of me. After she was done, she showed me the picture. I'm drawn as a fat cow. The worst part is, the picture actually looks kinda like me. FML
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magoo16 6

I wrote this FML and... I'm not fat actually, she drew a cow and put a human head on it that actually looked like me. It wasn't the cow part but the head part that looked like me, and she only drew me as a cow because she calls me "Morgy Moo Moo". So no it's not my fault and i shouldn't "Go on a diet" and no i do not have low self-esteem. I just thought it was pretty funny she drew me as a cow! :)

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urdirtyolduncle 15

Yeah, hang it up there, ya fat cow!! Moooo for me while you're at it, too.

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beocA 3

yeah... a reminder of what a cow you're being and how fat you'll get when you visit the fridge for the tenth time of the day.

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whelping 0

she is like those people from avatar but pink instead :O !!

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CommonSenseKarma 17

Dammit, now I want some chocolate milk.

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rebbee 0

im sure OP doesnt look like a fat cow as i have never seen a human being with cow- like features. stop being so nasty, imagine you hated yourself?

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Troll1 0

your morbidly obese mother. and op shall tag along with her.

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that1sk8er95 0

First! Maybe shes a true artist. Picasso has nothing on her.

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jewels1877 0

Lmfao. #4... Yeah. Obviously you're not first. Wow. Just. Wow.

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SirEBC 7

Be happy. It's better than being drawn as a fat ****.

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Perksofbeingawal 0

I was once drawn is a fat ****.... not very pleasant. :(

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Troll1 0

I, on the other hand, don't mind the best of me emphasized in art.

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yesiyes 0

^^eww urs is FAT? 0____o

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Nukey 2

I'd love to be drawn as a fat ****. Nothing better than a big ol' fat ****.

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