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By rebekah - 03/04/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

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By lalalasmiles06 - 04/09/2010 03:47

Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML

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By brooke - 13/08/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML

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By Genuine D - 13/05/2017 08:00 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML

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By mimimi - 30/12/2008 06:24 - France

Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML

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By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 22:00

Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML

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By woah - 04/05/2011 11:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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By ydahs - 08/05/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML

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Friday 3 April 2009 23:52

Oh god, that would HURT.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Friday 3 April 2009 23:50

awuh dude that is freaking messed up, you couldnt tuck it? oh gosh, that mush have been gross and embarrasing. =] pahah, but got me outta my rut.

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JDFlores 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 10:04

Just imagine watching that. Your walking on the beach and then BAM! Grossness!

JDFlores 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 10:04

Just imagine watching that. Your walking on the beach and then BAM! Grossness!

ipodgirl14 0

Friday 21 October 2011 7:00

Omg LOL!!!

boyzrproblemz 1

Saturday 29 October 2011 23:30

Kay, I literally gaped out loud when I read this.

da1ndonliiegr 0

Monday 31 October 2011 18:35

hahaha FYL!

brun12 1

Sunday 6 November 2011 17:45

YDI for not tucking that shit in!

NeverGiveUp97 6

Sunday 20 November 2011 15:58

Bikini Bottom..hehe spongebob reference

BunnySlippers 6

Monday 21 November 2011 18:06

Ewwww, why would you wear a bathing suit while on your period? YDI.

MissHighSociety 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 11:00

Not sure I buy it... How long are ur tampon strings anyway?

rick2507 3

Friday 2 December 2011 5:57

Could have been worse

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