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By ApparentlyIFail - 20/11/2009 09:30 - France

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me so she could "let her life flow in the direction she wants." Apparently that includes smoking, stealing and making out with other girls at parties. The best part? She wants to get back together "after she matures and gets it out of her system." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2009 07:25 - Japan

Today, I broke up with the girl I'd been dating for two months because she started smoking. This is a deal breaker for me. I just found out from her friend that she started smoking for the sole purpose of getting me to break it off and now plans to quit. FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 01:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML

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Play it safe

By Anonymous - 18/04/2022 08:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, my girlfriend of three years dumped me because my refusal to go out drinking or get wasted at parties with her makes me "too boring". Thing is, I'm a recovering alcoholic. I'm over one year sober and I don't want to risk relapsing again, yet she expects me to choose between my health and her idea of fun. FML

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Twists and turns

By Anonymous - 11/12/2024 16:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend got drunk and started crying, begging me to never break up with her, only for her to say 10 minutes later, "I don’t wanna be with you anymore." Then she asked me if she could buy me some pot, and, "Let’s watch movies." FML

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This is the end

By MexyBoy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML

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By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 08:16 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML

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Noncommittal

By Anonymous - 18/02/2022 07:00 - United States - Arcata

Today, a girl I was dating broke up with me for her previous fling. She was scared of committing to a relationship, even though she ended it with him for me. But now she would rather be with this other guy in secret, who is married, and has no plans on being with her for long term. FML

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Lipstick drama

By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 17:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because she found a lot of red lipstick on my neck. The red lipstick was from her lipstick because she came over in the middle of the night when she was really drunk, then left. She refuses to listen to me. FML

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popatia 0

Friday 20 November 2009 16:08

LOL Do the same thing and see if she still wants you back :P

lostfaithinpppl 19

Friday 20 November 2009 16:50

OP, I hope you didn't agree to patiently wait for her until "she matures"

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youthink_fml 0

Friday 20 November 2009 16:05

Say good riddance. Sounds like you dodged a bullet.

The_Pleb 0

Friday 20 November 2009 18:56

Just tell her to shut her pipehole and make you a damn SAMMICH!!!! Females are objects and you cant treat them with freedom.... Its like giving your ipod the freedom to choose what music it plays, stupid. So YDI for 1. Having a girlfriend that thinks shes worth more then an average female. and 2. Not stamping your authority

raNDMGUy 5

Friday 20 November 2009 21:30

..... that's called the shuffle button

DeathShad0 1

Saturday 21 November 2009 3:40

LOL @ 25. The most epic response ever.

Astroman129 7

Saturday 1 May 2010 6:14

That's true, #25...xD

flakes_fml 0

Wednesday 5 May 2010 23:50

make out with guys at parties to make her jealous

popatia 0

Friday 20 November 2009 16:08

LOL Do the same thing and see if she still wants you back :P

ZiivaZephyr 6

Tuesday 20 December 2011 9:15

Is the OP dating Snooki? Lol

Jagger117 0

Friday 20 November 2009 16:21

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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jay423 0

Monday 28 June 2010 16:33

hey if ur lucky u could try to get a three some in there!

OBTrice 15

Monday 19 May 2014 4:26

moderators need to block your comment

lostfaithinpppl 19

Friday 20 November 2009 16:50

OP, I hope you didn't agree to patiently wait for her until "she matures"

jonnymohio 2

Friday 20 November 2009 16:50

Move on. She'll never get it out of her system. She's a party girl at heart.

Intellectualist 0

Friday 20 November 2009 17:12

She did the right thing, it might hurt now, but you both get to live your lives now. So go do the same... go make out with boys, smoke drink and steal...it's more fun screwing around than actually being in a relationship anyway.

TC1_fml 0

Friday 20 November 2009 17:14

Sex, drugs & rock'n'roll, bitch! Stop whining, go get some beer! :D

time_consumer 0

Friday 20 November 2009 18:15

Hey, at least she broke it off with you first.

perdix 29

Friday 20 November 2009 18:22

What? Are you afraid that one of the other girls has a bigger dick than you do? If I were you, I'd say "Hell, yeah" and go on my merry way. If you are free when she feels she is "mature," then pick up where you left off. If you've found someone better by then, tell her to **** off.