Today my therapist tells me to keep a list of things I am thankful... - FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 10:46 - Germany - Emden

Today my therapist tells me to keep a list of things I am thankful for. The only thing I can come up with, that I am genuinely thankful for, is the fact that my life hasn’t turned out even worse. Because things can always be worse, I know this from experience. FML

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Nuitari 3

Tuesday 19 January 2021 20:03

Today I am thankful not to be living in the USA.

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Nuitari 3

Tuesday 19 January 2021 20:03

Today I am thankful not to be living in the USA.

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