By IRum - 11/08/2011 08:45 - Russian Federation

Today, my three year old sister asked me to go to the amusement park with her. Since I was late for work, I politely refused and said we'd go tomorrow. She punched me in the nuts so hard that I could barely walk. FML
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RabidBunny 10

Russian toddlers are badass!

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shutupYDI 4

I knew someone would do this comment I just scrolled to find it :p

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birdfreak 24

Aww! You're sister's cute besides the nut-punching part.

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laden_swallow09 34

She cockpunched you? Kick her across the room. Kids need to learn which battles to pick.

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raphanne_fml 33

Why speaking French to tell him to shut up? Edit: that was for a comment that got deleted... nice!

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Jujubilee 1

You should've slapped the sh!t out of her

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alex6946 10

She's 3, she doesn't deserve to get slapped

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starryxeyes 2

Okay, so maybe she doesn't deserve to be slapped per se; but, she does however deserve some type of punishment. She needs to know that that isn't acceptable behavior, and the sooner her family stops letting her get away with that type of behavior the better.

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booshalicous 3

And if you slap her, you could get charged with child absuse.

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emilymac420 0

she's 3. she doesn't even know you have nuts. she just wanted to go to the amusement park!

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newmandotcom 6

You deserve it for being a bitch who gets taken out by a 3 year old girl

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aFatFuck 0

Girls you're not allowed to laugh at this because you will never understand yhe pain of getting hit in the testicles...it's just like AAAWWWWWWWWWWWW YYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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HattersAlice1986 4

Let's see you push out a ten pound baby then talk to me about pain.... Boys are freaking wussies man. I was in labor for a week and my bf couldn't even last for one night of a toothache (shakes head) men just don't get it.

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silvercamaro 22

Let's not turn this into yet another gender war. And just cause your boyfriends a complete pussy doesn't mean all men are.

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MikeMorin18 4

Yea i agree. Sure i unserstand giving birth is painful but it seems like every time a girl gets pissed at guy, she takes it out on his manhood. Every time a guy gets pissed at a girl we dont make them spontaniously give birth. Nutshots are worse.

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PurpleMyth 28

The pain of birth is prolonged. A nutshot has no warnings g and comes all at once

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