Kids: Today, my three year old sister asked me to go to the amusement...

By IRum - 11/08/2011 08:45 - Russian Federation

Today, my three year old sister asked me to go to the amusement park with her. Since I was late for work, I politely refused and said we'd go tomorrow. She punched me in the nuts so hard that I could barely walk. FML

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By Abeille - 17/03/2011 00:50 - Canada

Today, I thought I'd take my little sister to the park. After getting bored of playing on the climbers, she thought it would be funny to throw some mud at me; too bad mud wasn’t the only chunky brown stuff on the ground. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2022 04:00

Today, I was at the water slide with my two sisters. As we got to the top, my sister wanted me to go first. As soon as I went to go down the slide, she lamped me right in the balls from behind, and pushed me down the slide. My other sister kneed me in the same spot 5 minutes later. FML

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Affectionate, huh?

By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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By rhcp007 - 13/06/2017 17:00 - United Kingdom - Potters Bar

Today, I went to drop my little brother off at the nursery. As I walked in, a boy punched me in the dick and ran away. FML

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By bbbkingsey - 23/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2014 16:01 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML

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By uterurist - 22/11/2014 18:37 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my son trained his little sister to walk up to strangers and whimper: "My mommy punches me." FML

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Nutshot

By Anonymous - 04/05/2022 11:00 - United Kingdom - Macclesfield

Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML

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By J - 11/02/2016 15:44 - Malta - Piet?

Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML

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No kidding

By Anonymous - 23/02/2024 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my mom that having watched my sister ruin her life having kids who grew into brats with criminal records before their teens, I refused to ruin my life the same way and will be childless. I then turned to leave and they were in the doorway, my sister and her two brats. I got slapped. FML

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Thursday 11 August 2011 19:17

Russian toddlers are badass!

Lights_Out_fml 6

Thursday 11 August 2011 19:16

Nut shot!!!

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nickyz85 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 20:30

she learned how to do that in a russian happy meal

Holy_ish 19

Thursday 11 August 2011 20:38

take her to disney and leave her on the its a small world ride

smexehXredhead0 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 20:40

Smart little girl.

unrose 1

Thursday 11 August 2011 20:43

I don't have balls, but if I did, it'd be a good way for someone to tell me that they want to get kicked in the face.

hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3

Thursday 11 August 2011 20:45

And when I got home from work I hung her from the ceiling fan

indiangee 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 20:50

That girl is nuts.

jerico616 14

Thursday 11 August 2011 20:54

Don't mess with those 3 year olds!!! They will mess you up!!!

Gruv3r14 1

Thursday 11 August 2011 20:55

Kill her... With love.

byteolu 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 21:12

Haha, i beat if you gave her an ass wooping that wouldnt happen.

shelby0123 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 21:17

wow

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