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ew...
maybe it was dry dog poo... not fresh... that would be much worse. fyl for having a sister that evil. you should trade her in for a nicer one.
mmm...
"if you have any poo, fling it now".
Really? Why do you ask each FML OP if they've punched something? You have issues; I suggest professional help.
You mean falcon punch her?!
30 faaallllccccooooonnnn punch!!
it's st Patrick day so pinch her
falcon kick works just as well, i hear. |the kid|
aha!
BAH!
mmmm mmm mmm
That's pretty crappy -- your sister's a real little shit. So, what was the brown chunky stuff?
chocolate fudge ... mmmm
Fertilizer?
chocolate. 2nd hand chocolate.
it was a *****... and it hit OP on the forehead.
are you guys all dense? did you not notice the numerous (and ridiculously clichéd) poop puns he made? |the kid|
Obviously it was brownies
Haha
Should've thrown it back. Just sayin.
No you got it wrong! It was snickers!
happy peanuts soar, over chocolate covered mountain tops , and waterfalls of caramel... dancin nougat in the meadow, sings a song of satisfaction toooooooo the world. snickers song.
was the other brown chunky think a chocolate bar? I've been searching for it all day
climbers?
how,....disturbing. this reminds me of the time I was little, and I was rolling (yes,rolling) down the hills at the park, and I rolled over a pile of dog....dookie.
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That's pretty crappy -- your sister's a real little shit. So, what was the brown chunky stuff?
That stinks.