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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 17:29 - United States

Today, my toilet broke. Yesterday, the shower filled up with sludge. I have ten people coming over for Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow. FML

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By mikesok988 - 07/05/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML

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By shroooms - 28/07/2011 20:37 - Slovenia

Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML

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By crappyeve - 25/12/2016 05:10 - United States - Wilmington

Today, I was having a Christmas Eve party and my sewer got backed up. Everyone had to go home and now I have to wait until Monday to get it fixed. It's a 15-minute drive to the local McDonald's to take a crap. FML

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By unicornlovet - 14/08/2019 18:00

Today, I was cleaning, anticipating my hypercritical in-laws coming to see our new house. Literally 10 minutes before they arrived, sewage backed up the basement drain. My father-in-law spent the entire visit commenting on the smell, and how he couldn’t use the washroom. FML

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By loveloves154 - 30/03/2018 15:00

Today, our toilet overflowed during the night. Over 50 gallons worth leaked through the floor and the ceiling to the room below. I am now covered in poop water. What a way to start the day. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2019 16:00

Today, my apartment management notified me that my water was going to be shut off all day so they could fix the plumbing. I took a laxative last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2011 20:31 - United States

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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By TheKingDavis - 14/02/2011 07:11 - United States

Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML

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By buggedout - 25/11/2009 08:24 - United States

Today, I realized that when the pest control man said that we may see a few more bugs in the next few days, what he meant was "your kitchen will be covered in them." It's the day before Thanksgiving and I have several people invited over for the Holiday. FML

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DocBastard 38

Wednesday 24 November 2010 22:20

I'm sure any plumber would love to charge you $200 an hour to fix it the day before Thanksgiving.

killersmoesje 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 22:17

poop

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Flammin8 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 8:22

heck might as well play quarters!

kid18aqua 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 8:45

sludge?

AthinaMarie 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 9:00

And your first thought was "Damn, I should go write an FML." instead of "I should get this fixed." ? Hm o_O

wriptidez 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 11:16

uhh restaurant

stevenmx86 7

Thursday 25 November 2010 23:27

That sucks op.. If you have a septic tank, I'd get it checked..

capilot 10

Tuesday 30 November 2010 1:21

One of the great mysteries of the universe: how do appliances and plumbing know it's Thanksgiving?

Ikz_Hustler 9

Friday 25 February 2011 21:45

I'm telling you APPLIANCES KNOW....They know...

Wire54321 7

Friday 8 April 2011 13:16

Great one. How do they? they always seem to know when it is a holiday.

Kendall_Cali97 8

Monday 29 August 2011 18:07

Wow that sucks!!

123efg 0

Friday 20 April 2012 7:31

Stop complaining , a lot of people in the world have it a lot worse. And if it is bugging u do much get off your fat ass, stop wasting ur time on FML and get some one to fix it dumb ass!!!!

PhishloverA 14

Wednesday 10 October 2012 7:30

Better reserve a place OP!

Adree 15

Wednesday 18 September 2013 6:22

If you have one bathroom, can you really hold 10+ people in your house?

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