By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 17:29 - United States

Today, my toilet broke. Yesterday, the shower filled up with sludge. I have ten people coming over for Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow. FML
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DocBastard 38

I'm sure any plumber would love to charge you $200 an hour to fix it the day before Thanksgiving.

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HesJustTheBest 0

Well, better get started on building an outhouse OP.

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whoopyouupsideyo 0

how does a shower get filled up with sludge?

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easwhitey 0

Hi my name is Eric and im an addict. More imporant, im a sludge addict

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perdix 29

Don't let your guests take a shower! Was that so hard?

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KingDingALing 9

It's not sludge. Someone had massive explosive diarrhea and just missed the toilet.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

YDI for taking a monster-sized shit and not flushing it in stages instead of all at once, for even owning a toilet or a shower, for having indoor plumbing, and for planning to have guests.

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iheartglasses 0

Might want to get to fixing that toilet lol But thats more than obvious

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JERZBornNRaised 7

i think you might have more than one toilet, just assuming and if you have one shower uhhh ohhh, your gonna be a dirty dirty girl :D haha, well i must say if a guy has to go to the bathroom its easy, we have these things called penis's and it makes pee'ing very easy! any bush will do or behind a tree.. i must say girls are screwed in this department

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JERZBornNRaised 7

i think you might have more than one toilet, just assuming and if you have one shower uhhh ohhh, your gonna be a dirty dirty girl :D haha, well i must say if a guy has to go to the bathroom its easy, we have these things called penis's and it makes pee'ing very easy! any bush will do or behind a tree.. i must say girls are screwed in this department

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