By Anonymous - 30/12/2008 10:41 - France

Today, my two favorite things in the world are Pizza and Beer... I now discover I have Celiac and can't have either. FML
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comedicreliever 0

Me too, dude. you cannot drink bud light, unless your condition is mild. I went through two years of eating shit, so here's some good brands: the best pasta is made by Tinkyada, find it at Whole Foods. the best bread will be homemade, so get a bread machine, and Pamela's is the best, buy online. the best cookie is homemade from cookie dough mix, 365 is the brand, at Whole Foods. pizza is iffy everywhere, there are no really good homemade brands, and restaurants are varied, I found amazing places where I live in Colorado, but can't help you much. Look at the bright side, it makes you a LOT healthier, although you're kind of FORCED to be. Good Luck.

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double0jesus 0

You can have rice beer too mate, it's not that bad at all

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double0jesus 0

You can have rice beer too mate, it's not that bad at all

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moggzz24 0

is it not spelt ceoliac or something?

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hollynipples 0

My dad has the same thing. Sometimes he eats it if he has too but he gets bad diarreah and stomach aches.

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kongor 1

The majority of people with celiacs are misdiagnosed... Its a fad. The test is shit and now theres a huge market for gluten free stuff because of the number of false positives. My gf went bread free for a year and a half before discovering she wasnt celiac

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__coralbell 15

The test can give false positives, but if you are positive from the test your supposed to get a scope test so they can be 100% sure. They do the blood test first so that you don't have to get a scope right off the bat. Your wife should of did that

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cubiclehell 0

I am in the same boat. Gluten free beer is unholy.

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AnnaB_fml 0

I feel your pain—been there. My favorite foods are pasta and cookies. It does eventually get easier, but I'll be honest, it takes a while.

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rachelroller 0

My mom would die if she read this, she's pretty much made herself the spokeswoman for Celiac. I hate hearing anything about it now.. YOUR FOOD SUCKS I'M SORRY. FMYL.

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username22 0

It sounds crazy but your body craves foods that it is reactive to metabolically . After a while with no gluten(this will be tough at first but you must be strict about it), you really will feel better and won't crave those foods as much as you think. I find the substitutes breads are almost as good! Good luck dear! As for right now, your life is F***ed

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j_e_m_8_8 0

heartbreaking, seriously..most of these i laugh at, this made me sad.

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comedicreliever 0

Me too, dude. you cannot drink bud light, unless your condition is mild. I went through two years of eating shit, so here's some good brands: the best pasta is made by Tinkyada, find it at Whole Foods. the best bread will be homemade, so get a bread machine, and Pamela's is the best, buy online. the best cookie is homemade from cookie dough mix, 365 is the brand, at Whole Foods. pizza is iffy everywhere, there are no really good homemade brands, and restaurants are varied, I found amazing places where I live in Colorado, but can't help you much. Look at the bright side, it makes you a LOT healthier, although you're kind of FORCED to be. Good Luck.

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__coralbell 15

It doesn't necessarily make you healthier because they have to add a lot more butter and other substitutes to replace the flour. Also I find it stupid when people eat gluten free if they don't have to because it can mess up your digestive system if you cut gluten completely out of your diet. Yeah eating a couple things gluten free is healthy but going completely gluten free is just as bad as eating wheat

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buurkhard28 0

YEAHHH I HAVE CELIAC AND I LOVE PIZZA too bad i cant drink beer yet..damn

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zcd95 0

My mom has celiac... she still sneaks pizza and beer once in a while. ;D

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Coeliacchic93 21

If it is actually coeliac disease then she is so stupid for sneaking gluten, it literally causes damage which can lead to cancer!

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