Love, Intimacy, Tinder and Dating: Misunderstood

Misunderstood

By Anonymous - 14/11/2021 17:00

Today, my Tinder date seemed annoyed that my offer of dinner at my house really was an offer of dinner, not easy sex. Apparently, acting like a real woman with a mind and feelings, as opposed to a hole for his penis to temporarily inhabit, completely ruined his night. FML

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Uber out of there

By post valentines depression - 07/04/2018 01:30

Today, my Tinder date arranged an Uber to pick her up before we had even finished our appetizers. She was so bored she couldn't be bothered to stay for the whole meal. FML

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Fake news

By pig! - 20/10/2023 14:00

Today, I went out on a first date. He was funny, laidback, and handsome. We had an amazing time but I declined to go back to his house, not wanting to rush things. He said he understood and respected my choice. Later online he bragged about “banging some cheap slut for the price of a meal.” FML

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Good girl

By Anonymous - 28/05/2019 06:00

Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who said, "Good girl" whenever I said anything that he agreed with. FML

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Outdoorsy romance

By Anonymous - 04/04/2020 17:00

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met on Tinder. After chatting in a pub, we went for a walk at the marina nearby. He tried to have sex with me bareback behind the lighthouse. FML

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By izazbouletz - 07/07/2019 22:00

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met on Tinder. After chatting in a pub, we went for a walk at the nearby marina. He tried to have sex with me bareback behind a lighthouse. FML

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By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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Hello?

By Kait - 19/06/2019 08:07 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, I went on a Tinder date. Sort of. I got ready and went to the bar he'd chosen. I waited 15 minutes for him to show. We exchanged ”Hellos,” then he said he was going to grab a drink and walked off. He didn’t come back. Damn, was it the way I said, “Hello”? FML

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She's a keeper

By Anonymous - 17/01/2023 04:00

Today, I had a Tinder date with a girl who lied about her age; she was 22 but had told me she was 37. She used the word “like” seven times in the same sentence and and announced she expected me to pay her entire bill. I just walked away, so she threw a waiter's tray at the back of my head. FML

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Don't hate the player…

By Anonymous - 24/11/2020 03:31 - India - Bangalore

Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who insisted that I go with him to his friend's house party to meet people and socialize, as I'm new to the city. When I got there, I realised he had invited two other girls as his date as well. FML

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The straights are at it again

By Anonymous - 31/10/2019 12:01 - United States

Today, I went on a Grindr date with a really cute guy. I thought things went really well. When he dropped me off at home, he told me not to text him anymore because his wife might get mad. FML

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Royal Sataness 4

Sunday 14 November 2021 18:47

Tinder is pretty awful sometimes. It's a hook up app and that's exactly what guys are there for. It doesn't occur to many of them that maybe we would like to get to know them a minute and feel safe. I did meet my amazing boyfriend on there though so it's not ALL bad. I make it pretty clear I'm looking for casual but ongoing and spending some time with me is expected.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 14 November 2021 22:51

There is one: it's called Tinder

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 14 November 2021 17:06

You're guilty of false advertising -- Tinder is a hook-up app. You need to go to the Dinnr or Friendzone apps.

Plop 17

Sunday 14 November 2021 22:35

Seems like there should be an app for guys like him called Thirsty-a**holer.

Brightside86 30

Tuesday 16 November 2021 1:01

There is an app for guys like him it's called Tinder. Sounds like OP should be on PoF or something.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 14 November 2021 22:51

There is one: it's called Tinder

Royal Sataness 4

Sunday 14 November 2021 18:47

randybryant799 20

Sunday 14 November 2021 20:43

You invited a stranger to your house for dinner!

Plop 17

Sunday 14 November 2021 22:32

They could've been chatting for a while on an app. It happened to me a couple times to be invited over to a girl's place the first time we met, or for her to come over to my place. Doesn't change anything to the fact the guy's a unredeemable a**hole.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Monday 15 November 2021 1:48

He definitely is, but most advice on online dating I've seen stresses meeting in a neutral, public place. When OP had gone home without having sex with this guy she'd have ruined his night without the effort of catering it.