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By I miss bread - 14/12/2020 17:04 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I found out I'm going to be celebrating New Year's with a gastroscopy and colonoscopy. It's been two days since I discovered I'm gluten intolerant to go with my lactose intolerance. It's also my 28th birthday tomorrow. FML
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RichardPencil 30

I guess cake and ice cream are not an option. Maybe you could celebrate with a few shots of vodka in your colonoscopy prep (Pro Tip.)

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Hamish123 3

You'll get through it ok. The medical staff take good care of you (here in NZ, at any rate). The lead up is the worst part of a colonoscopy. My pro tip.... make the prep solution ice cold. It goes down easier. Happy birthday!

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RichardPencil 30

I guess cake and ice cream are not an option. Maybe you could celebrate with a few shots of vodka in your colonoscopy prep (Pro Tip.)

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Hamish123 3

You'll get through it ok. The medical staff take good care of you (here in NZ, at any rate). The lead up is the worst part of a colonoscopy. My pro tip.... make the prep solution ice cold. It goes down easier. Happy birthday!

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OrySoma 11

the cake nazi really got you

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Elizabeth Burley 22

Don't worry OP. Due to my Crohn's and UC I'm also having an upper scope and colonoscopy on New Years Eve. I've been flaring for over a year and have had test after test with no relief. Ive had Crohns for 17 years now so it's rather normal for me but still sucks. Hang in there!

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