By erase_my_ears - 27/10/2015 02:41 - United States

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Today, my two moms were telling some fairly obscene jokes about their sex life. When I told them to stop making such vulgar jokes, they turned to me and said, "What makes you think we were joking?" They then clarified that they were in fact being completely serious. FML
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erase_my_ears 16

Op here, I appreciate the support and understanding from all of u! I'm so sorry that happened to u a lot #68. I laughed at some of the more perverted comments and their responses, and I appreciate that no one has made any homophobic remarks. My parents weren't being too graphic, but they were making a lot of inferences and putting on the moves. It was not fun. Keep up all the hilarious comments! I can't believe this got accepted!!! XD

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Top comments

TymeToTry_fml 11

And before homophobes intervenes, it doesn't matter what kind of family you have: hearing your parents talk about their sex life can be disturbing. Hard to imagine your parents not as innocent as you saw them. :p

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aimbug 42

Sometimes there's things you don't need to share with family.

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Comments

MidnaLink 33

WHAT would make them even think that's okay? You don't need to know about that. That's disgusting.

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oyeh 19

What child wouldn't want to know about their parents' sex lives? (Not.)

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Lalala579121 27

Well if you could unhear the unhearable then it wouldn't be unhearable now would it.

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thatonetribute 31

Oh, gross. No kid wants to imagine that! That is somewhat poor parenting, to be talking explicitly in front of your child.

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bonermonkey 31

most of my friends parents do it. I think they just forget how mortifying it is when its your parents, regardless of how old you are.

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amberdea404 28

Parent sex life=every child's nightmare.

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pacman490 21

That's so much worse

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CaroLouWho 10

I'm so sorry. That's a mental image nobody needs in their heads.

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NYGiants1925 22

That's awful. No one wants to hear their parents talk about that

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