Animals: Today, my upstairs neighbor was leaving the parking lot, and...

By octoberrain - 12/10/2011 15:41 - United States

Today, my upstairs neighbor was leaving the parking lot, and stopped to wave. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that she was saying goodbye to her cat, who was sitting in the window. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML

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By oops123 - 16/07/2012 14:38 - United States

Today, my neighbors are moving. As we were saying our goodbyes, their 12-year-old son approached and thanked me for the times I forgot to shut the blinds and he watched me change. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 00:43 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, I found out that my upstairs neighbor has a cat. I was blessed with this knowledge when she threw several piles of used kitty litter and cat poop over her balcony and onto my patio. FML

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Bye bye Tiddles

By Anonymous - 05/07/2020 05:02

Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML

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Freaked out

By ADanceWithDavos - 07/07/2014 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to an old lady right outside my open window, saying "Hello in there! Are you sleepy?" I was so startled that I answered her. She screamed. Turns out she's my neighbour's elderly mother, didn't know I was in there, and was talking to my cat. FML

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By unknown52 - 02/12/2011 02:02 - Netherlands

Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML

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By Ew. - 09/04/2012 15:22 - United Kingdom

Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML

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By kittynapper - 17/07/2014 23:32 - United States - Denver

Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML

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You deserved it 6 879

By Username - 01/08/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, the crazy cat lady who lives next to me lost one of her cats. She sat outside with a whistle at 6:00 this morning and continued to blow her whistle for hours. FML

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Feline stalker

By cat.imakittycat. - 07/04/2015 07:14 - New Zealand - New Plymouth

Today, I was outside with my two new kittens. A woman came rushing over, saying how glad she was that they were outside. She then started complaining that she had only been able to see them through the windows previously. I have no idea who she is or where she lives. FML

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instnt1nfction 17

Wednesday 12 October 2011 19:17

I think my comment has a loser upstairs comment

crackz12 10

Wednesday 12 October 2011 19:00

Sounds like shes the one who should feel retarded

Comments

tnlander 20

Wednesday 12 October 2011 19:05

I think the cat has a loser downstairs neighbor.

instnt1nfction 17

Wednesday 12 October 2011 19:17

I think my comment has a loser upstairs comment

Wheredidgrungego 12

Wednesday 12 October 2011 19:34

Best comment I've seen in awhile! Kudos.

b1gphil 6

Wednesday 12 October 2011 23:31

Haha this made me laugh more than the actual FML :P

cutie1991 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 19:17

gay

loserman67 35

Wednesday 12 October 2011 19:21

It's not always all about you!

ikickgingers 15

Wednesday 12 October 2011 19:22

It's always fun to play with your neighbors pussy... Err wait uhm...

yamatelle 19

Wednesday 12 October 2011 19:50

ikick, my neighbor has a bitch. She wants to play with my pussy, but she always ends up biting. What should I do?

ikickgingers 15

Wednesday 12 October 2011 20:02

Dear Yamatelle, As long as she isn't drawing blood / it's all good. Now if you feel like she's trying to break you into a sub role... You might need to show her who's her master and enforce your dominance over your neighbors pussy. I find whips and spankings to be most effective. Sincerely, wait... Are we ... Nm. *backs away slowly*

2ndSucks 15

Wednesday 12 October 2011 19:29

She's a crazy cat lady and you're the one posting an fml?

cptmorgan6 8

Wednesday 12 October 2011 21:04

Once a lady has reached a certain age and is still not married, it becomes acceptable for her to be a crazy cat lady. No FML there. Now, if you wave to a crazy cat lady thinking she is waving to you, but in reality she is waving to her cat, then there is an FML.