By Anonymous - 28/12/2018 16:00

Today, my violent geriatric patient was trying to escape the facility. When I intervened, she poked my belly then told me I was squishy and that I might explode. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 371
You deserved it 272

Same thing different taste

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"I shall call him 'Squishy', and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy. Come here Squishy! Come here, little Squishy!"

TxKitten79 10

I'm sorry OP, but I laughed. C'mon, it's funny.

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"I shall call him 'Squishy', and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy. Come here Squishy! Come here, little Squishy!"

weaboo 12

Yeah well you’re not really going to explode

Someone's never heard of spontaneous combustion.

TxKitten79 10

I'm sorry OP, but I laughed. C'mon, it's funny.