By Anonymous - 04/02/2016 22:19

Today, my wife and I were having sex when she suddenly stopped and said, "I just thought of a great lesson plan idea for my 3rd graders." This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
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AyeJay101 25

Take some credit! You're pumping some good ideas into her ;)

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rapunzel3416 28

She's just focusing on the boring stuff to last longer... That's how that works right? Right?

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scottishoatmeal 22

That's kinda weird

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jake2226969 4

or maybe your hung like a third grader ?

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

You're seriously reaching. In a very sick way.

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chill99 15

You must bring out her creative juices...

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enganerd 17

Maybe you need to work harder to keep her mind from wondering during sex.

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puppie406 23

I doubt there's anything wrong with your performance op. I've thought of very mundane things while whacking it or *******, not because I was bored but because the human mind tends to wander in almost any situation.

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Ayasha_fml 12

I've heard of having "eureka!" moments or epiphanies while in the shower, but this is new.

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Vlen_fml 20

indeed, some of my greatest ideas came to me on the crapper or in the shower, but never mid-sex.

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ragnarok1540 39

Talk to her and see if you can make some changes to your sex routine and make it more pleasurable for her. Adding or increasing the amount of foreplay may help. Remember, it takes two to tango.

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