By mj - 05/06/2011 20:20 - United States

Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML
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emmiep1011 7

there's other bitc- I mean fishes in the sea...

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SirSami 2

sounds like a true American lifestyle..

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phatdaddy62 23

I'm a divorce lawyer. That shit happens.

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paradiseisland01 0

so sorry to hear something like that , but your wife is a real freaking bitch and you deserve better.

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sdmarti 0

cant blame her 4 leavin her options open

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scdragon 0

I'd bring your ***** ass on charges....she cheated and that is a crime

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chan3968 4

sounds like my sorry ass ex

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DATflyMEXICANO 0

Go to her boyfriend shoot him in both his shoulders and knees nd then his penis to ruin his sex life. Then stomp on his face nd scrape it on the concrete. Learn Spanish and move to Mexicoand begin a new life.

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staymintyfresh 13

101- it's not the wife's boyfriends fault nearly as much as its her's she was the one that betrayed him. :)

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EarAcheMyEYE10 2

OP, I recommend replacing the words "my wife" with "my *****"

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