Intimacy: WTF is going on here?

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By douglisk1994 - 10/02/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11pm to her garage where we started to have sex. When she came to climax she slipped and hit her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down; we were both still naked, and she was unconscious. FML

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By Ouch - 25/04/2011 19:31 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML

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By Glassjaw - 01/08/2009 07:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I had gotten tipsy and found ourselves in the bedroom. We started to fool around and she leaned over to put her watch on the nightstand. I tried to undo her bra, which surprised her, because she elbowed me in the nose so hard that I ended up passing out from the pain. FML

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It was an accident!

By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 08:02 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my boyfriend and I were drinking wine naked after sex. He went to get another glass, but on the way back tripped and fell flat on his face. His roommate unexpectedly came home, saw him face-down on the floor, thought I'd drugged him and tackled me before I could explain. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 131

You deserved it 251

By Nemesis2747 - 24/12/2009 06:09 - United States

Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML

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You deserved it 3 323

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By chelse_elyce - 21/01/2015 04:10 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML

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You deserved it 13 380

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By BRELLA - 03/02/2009 19:58 - United States

Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with a girl from home who I'd wanted for a long time. She has low blood pressure problems though, and when things got hot, she passed out while she was on top of me, fell and hit her head on the night stand. FML

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You deserved it 3 953

You've pulled

By Anonymous - 27/01/2025 19:00 - United Kingdom - Warrington

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have some fun at around 3:00 am and during our fun I flipped her over quite roughly and, as she landed on the bed, I'd accidentally dislocated her shoulder. For the next 2 hours we didn’t know whether to call an ambulance or her sister, so we had to put it back in place ourselves. FML

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You deserved it 352

Performance

By bob - 29/06/2012 08:47 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, I learned that I do not possess the upper body, core, or leg strength to hold my girlfriend up during sex. I simultaneously collapsed and dropped her onto her coffee table. We are now both being treated at the hospital; her for glass wounds, me for a concussion. FML

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You deserved it 31 600

By ohai ur hawt, wanna fuzzzZzZZzzZzz - 04/04/2014 23:20 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, I met a really nice girl at a club, and we went back to my place. I was finally going to lose my virginity, but just as she started kissing me, I panicked and ended up fainting. When I came to, I was still clothed, and she was long gone. FML

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troynt 2

Tuesday 10 February 2009 2:46

please! tell us more

gilthanas07 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 3:03

seriously why would you being doing it in her parents garage? thats just asking to get caught...

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troynt 2

Tuesday 10 February 2009 2:46

please! tell us more

gunnar7240 0

Friday 25 June 2010 7:04

Thats awesome. I bet that was hard to explain.

k_ninjaa 9

Monday 22 October 2012 23:23

I'm interested too.

brivielle 15

Monday 26 May 2014 0:20

tenses OP...get your tenses straight

greenman_fml 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:17

did you at least finish?

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Friday 6 July 2012 23:22

I think it would be safe to assume no.

redonkulon 2

Wednesday 11 February 2009 1:19

hahahahaha

z3r0faith 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 10:13

dude!!! tell me the rest!!!!

necomni 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 4:40

WOW, that sucks so badly. Did they try to drive you out of the house? Hit you with a rape charge?

gilthanas07 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 3:03

seriously why would you being doing it in her parents garage? thats just asking to get caught...

kiikii_fml 0

Monday 23 February 2009 22:23

OMFG I KNOW WHO YOU ARE unless this is a common thing lmaooooo nick cerbone

galt 13

Saturday 5 May 2012 8:31

Don't just put his full name out there. Stupid people.

Gio_fml 6

Tuesday 24 February 2009 12:46

@ #11 I'm an American, dude.

Taihen 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 4:07

Um, yes, please do tell us the end results of this one! I can imagine that as having been one awkward as hell moments when her parents rush in.

jimmyboo 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 15:26

11# Go back to the bean field.

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