Intimacy: Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been...

By LOLCATS - 13/10/2009 13:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been fired. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love her to help cheer her up. She then told me she was caught getting it on with another employee. FML

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By ScrewU - 17/08/2022 19:59 - United States

Today, I got off early from work to catch my wife screwing her co-worker in our bed. I ask her what I did to deserve this. She told me she was “lonely” and that he “always makes her feel like a woman,” unlike me. She would come home from work and I would initiate intimacy, but she would decline every time. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2017 01:30

Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML

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By pey - 21/05/2020 14:00

Today, my boss told me I had to fire my co-worker. I didn't want to do it, but I didn't want to lose my job. I told my co-worker that the boss said we had to let him go. He told me that he had sex with my wife. My wife didn't deny it. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2013 20:20 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML

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By WrongPlaceWrongTime - 25/06/2016 18:51 - France

Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2016 01:36 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML

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Marriage doesn't solve anything

By Anonymous - 12/03/2021 17:00

Today, my wife told me how she really felt about me, and said she didn't love me anymore. We got married last month. FML

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By Username - 18/03/2010 08:21 - France

Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML

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The truth will out

By John - 12/12/2021 11:01

Today, my fiancée decided to leave me because she wasn't happy. Little did I know, she's been fucking her coworker for the past month or so. FML

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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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macnamera 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:54

You should sleep with her sister. Or her Mom. Or both at the same time.

Paramedicjelly 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:16

What a *****!!!

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lovin_bigsister 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 21:05

i hear a divorce attorney in your future!!!!! and wow! hmmmm or you two can go 2 therapy for yalls marriage

Tommy1337 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 21:15

well it was the OP had OP and dont forget the OP and you are an OP OP OP OP OP OP OP OP OP OP OP

J352SAURUS 30

Monday 29 August 2016 8:30

What the ****.

kukopia 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 21:25

She came home early and didn't catch you & your gf, so ya got that going for ya. Who was she getting it on with? Potential party partner there. She doesn't have to get up in the morning, so she'll be drinking tonight. Hope she's a fun drunk! Ya might get to try a new fantasy!! Um.. how is this a FML again?

kristidgranger 3

Tuesday 13 October 2009 22:06

she deserved it.

FoundManyLemons 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 22:46

At least she's honest. FYL and good luck.

DoctorFoxyNo1 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 0:22

doc fox's great advice: don't stick your dick in a toaster. thank you and good evening ladies and spoons

Butcher_1419 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 0:22

ydi for marrying a cheating bitch

alitairi 18

Monday 9 February 2015 5:31

yeah, he chose to marry a woman who he knew would cheat on him. he wanted the heart wrenching pain of knowing the woman he loves betrayed him in the worst way possible.