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Here's Johnny!
At least OP has the axe now.
Time to move!
And my axe!
you might want to very calmly RUN!
#25 LEAVE NOW.
25- It would've been better if you didn't put axe in quotations.
I wouldn't mind a follow up on this one, just to know the guy is still alive
holy shit!
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Show it anywayHow would you react to an axe in your door? What's the manly reaction according to you??
By tearing his shirt off, picking up the axe, and beating his chest whilst doing his best wolf howl, obviously. That's the only manly way to handle situations such as these.
Nah, based off the comment I think #4 would run head first into said axe.
"Sweet, a free Axe!!! Thank you whoever you are, my old one was getting dull from overuse!"
Gingaa I admired the effort. You get a thumbs up from me!
70- There's a button for that.
"Officer, somebody embedded an axe in my door and then peed in my underwear"
He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you have been bad or good. Sounds like the start of a story of a stalker.
The face eater wasn't actually on bath salts. Bath salts tends to involve naked most of the time. Naked and paranoid. At least based on the news stories I've heard.
Actually, in the old myths there was a sorta...antisanta that would punish the naughty kids. He looked like the ******* devil. .-.
Zombie Clause!!
don't forget you might need a new door
Nah, duct tape fixes everything.
If someone told me they "heard a loud nose and there was an axe in their door" I'm not sure I'd come back to visit them a second time.
That's very punny da da da cha!
You should axe around to see in anyone saw something. Be knife, it'll give you an edge in getting your point across.
GTFO fucktard
#12 just go...
Get out
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Here's Johnny!
"Officer, somebody embedded an axe in my door and then peed in my underwear"