By Anonymous - 30/05/2018 15:00

Today, my wife informed me that she wants a boyfriend but doesn't want a divorce. Also, apparently I'm horrible for not "respecting her feelings" when I told her she can't have both. FML
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Zekfen 17

You should agree, but only if you can have 5 girlfriends, get your own apartment, separate finances, and not have to ever see her again.

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TelevisionMan 18

Great, so she can go be poly with someone who wants that, not with someone who she agreed to monogamy with. Pushy poly assholes give the rest of them a bad name.

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Twisted Piston 2

But, the important question.... Will she still be making your sandwiches?

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blahblabbity 19

tell her the vows are “for better or for worse”, not “boyfriend or divorce”

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karishima 14

I mean at least she told you instead of going behind your back and cheating. Saves you time; less heartbreak. But she’s still a bitch.

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