By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
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You deserved it 3 166
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BiGTiMeNeRD 29

You shouldn't have married her in the first place.

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gogo44444 28

Or better yet, go see a marriage counsellor

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friday9733 11

Today's Sesame Street is brought to you by the letter "A", for Alimony!

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man_in_black08 28

Its so hard to be single daughters these days OP! I feel her pain!

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higgysaurus 18

That really doesn't make any sense. If she was single why would she ask for a divorce?

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BlackBoyFly 11

Hopefully no kids have to be separated, or were born to begin with.

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BiGTiMeNeRD 29

You shouldn't have married her in the first place.

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beeferjay 34

divorce? thems big words fer a 1st grader...

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Jettsmom 4

Did I miss where op said her daughter was on 1st grade??

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mr_sarcastic416 29

#15 you didn't really miss it... it's an old hillbilly/redneck joke

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OscarEcho 12

#4: Best FML comment ever witten :D .

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Tripartita 44

There are plenty of other fish in the sea… depending on how many other kids you have.

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ndnpride88 25

Well that's a little childish

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dsmithds7 13

It's not you OP, she's probably just going through a rough time in life right now. 1st grade is getting harder and harder.

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Lalala579121 27

She just needs some space to think about her life. And take half of OP's stuff.

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Blesst 15

Tell her you get half her stuffed animals

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