By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 15:37 - United States

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Today, my wife slapped me for touching her boobs during sex. FML
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5secondsofvvifi 21

Maybe her boobs are sore right now? If this is the first time she's done it, ask her about it.

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Steve95401 49

Did you try to read the acne on them like braille?

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Ki11erC 18

Has she maybe not told you something yet... Pattering of little feet soon ;) I know some women go hypersensitive during some (all?) stages of pregnancy.

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hiholls 13

Hopefully the OP means a little slap on the chest or arm not a full on slap in the face but anyway there are definitely different circumstances that could change people's opinion on this "FML". I've had a breast reduction and the sensations in my breast are almost the opposite of what natural women feel. I HATE when my guy tweaks my nipples or tries to nibble them.. It HURTS, whereas most women LOVE that. Even if she hasn't had a reduction, every human has the physical capacity to be different from others in ways. Perhaps this is simply not her thing and she was fed up with you not listening. Or maybe she was being irrational, idk!

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marcranger 28

I haven't had any surgeries on my breasts, but I hate having mine touched at all. Your comment about tweaking and nibbling made me cringe and cross my arms very tightly!

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TotalAwks_ 4

Forget "your life sucks", more like, "Your wife sucks"

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xlord 27

@64 I think he jokingly replied to it.

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RedPillSucks 31

Actually, she slapped you for not touching them hard enough

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