Work: Today, my workplace was having a "prices are down" promotion....

By hawkwardd - 12/09/2013 07:42 - Australia

Today, my workplace was having a "prices are down" promotion. I had to wear a badge that said, "Down and staying down" all day, opening myself up to a lot of weirdos winking at me or saying, "Oh yeah, I bet you are". FML

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By DreamZ - 24/05/2024 20:00 - Canada

Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2016 17:19 - United States - Washington

Today, I had to deal with yet another day of people looking at my name tag and saying "You know nothing, John Snow." with a shit-eating grin, like they're the wittiest people alive. Then I had to deal with my boss telling me to lighten up, because it's "just a joke". FML

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By Neveragain - 01/07/2013 05:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML

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By iskiel - 26/10/2014 05:53 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was shopping at my workplace, out of uniform, with my husband. A customer recognised me and wanted me to serve him, but I couldn't since we can be fired for doing so while off-duty. He complained to my manager, who wasted no time publicly bitching me out. FML

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By Bee - 08/06/2011 00:13 - Canada

Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML

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I just work here

By stupidapperently - 01/02/2013 04:06 - United States

Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML

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By Lady Madeira von Cuntshunt - 21/03/2014 20:46 - United States - Denver

Today, I received my employee ID, which I have to wear at all times at my new job. The only problem is that in my photo, I look like a donkey having a seizure. Customers keep snickering at it, and my boss thinks I posed like that deliberately. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 09:07 - United States

Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML

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Guess who?

By Bossman Bill - 06/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Tampa

Today, I walked into our office and everyone started laughing. It turns out that I'd been the only one not in on the joke to come in dressed as a character from our favorite TV show. However, I'd dressed in normal work clothes. I’m the boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML

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Thursday 12 September 2013 16:16

Not the best choice of words, or did your boss choose them purposely?

HowieDoIt 21

Thursday 12 September 2013 16:16

Looks like that went south pretty quickly.

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rugrats 2

Sunday 15 September 2013 13:00

you must be attractive. if u weren't (like me) ppl wouldn't even bother to look at you.

JLangel94 6

Sunday 15 September 2013 14:25

Don't you just love Coles. "Down down, prices are down"

Sh1btastic 4

Tuesday 17 September 2013 4:42

Ahhhh Coles haha my Girlfriends sister works there

BEButterfly 13

Monday 23 September 2013 1:12

Sue the company for causing so much sexual harassment!

Sencilia 14

Sunday 15 December 2013 14:24

You are always welcome to work for Woolies.

thefmlman2011 36

Saturday 13 June 2015 0:56

Do you work at Coles?

wtfdude12345 17

Sunday 6 December 2015 3:06

I had to do that, but... I had to wear a pair of pants with it over my dick... **** COLES.

Nicola McDonald 10

Thursday 27 April 2017 14:45

Good old Coles!

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