Work: Today, not only do I work as a garbage man, but I had to pick...

By Anonymous - 07/07/2013 13:58 - United States - Wayne

Today, not only do I work as a garbage man, but I had to pick up a used, bloody tampon that someone decided to throw on the ground rather than in a garbage can. FML

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Same thing different taste

By bleu_noir - 14/02/2011 21:34 - United States

Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML

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Nice neighborhood

By Rebecca c - 23/03/2021 08:01

Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML

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By whiskey'swino - 09/06/2019 14:19

Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML

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Bad dog!

By A…… - 23/05/2015 03:25 - United States - Warner Robins

Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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By anonymous - 27/12/2011 22:32 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on my windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon. FML

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Herbie Kirby

By Anonymous - 30/04/2023 12:00

Today, I was literally taking care of my coworker's garbage. Piss was dumped on me as I lifted the Herbie Kirby to the larger dumpster. What the fuck, people? Don’t literally leave your waste for others to take care of. FML

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By Typrokka - 22/10/2009 17:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to drop the garbage in the compactor as I left to do some shopping. I quickly put my handbag down on the side, threw the 'garbage' in the machine, watched it do its thing, and then turned round to find... the bag of garbage on the side. FML

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By cootiequeen - 01/06/2014 04:13 - United States

Today, at work, a lady approached me asking if I'd found a used cloth diaper on a table, and I told her it was probably in the trash. She said "That's okay, I can wash it." So I searched through several bags of trash, and when I couldn't find it, she said "Oh never mind! It's in my bag." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was in a bathroom stall and someone had left their dirty tampon rolled up in toilet paper on the top of the paper dispenser. I felt obligated to dispose of it, so the next person didn't think I left it, because there was a line for the stalls. Fuck you, asshole. FML

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olpally 32

Sunday 7 July 2013 19:08

Bloody hell!!! Definitely **** your life!! :/

lilhellian 26

Sunday 7 July 2013 19:09

You couldn't grab something from the trash? Like maybe a napkin?

Comments

Jjimen1654 9

Monday 8 July 2013 3:24

Youre paid to pick up the cans, you shouldnt pick up what they throw in the ground.

usernameunkn0wn 18

Tuesday 9 July 2013 19:29

Threw it in the ground? What did they do, bury it?

KickItHigh 32

Monday 8 July 2013 3:39

Man, OP. I'm sorry that you had to clean that up. Some females can be so disgusting. I mean, picking up a used condom can be one thing, but a bloody tampon is another.

Alicestraza 33

Monday 8 July 2013 4:15

How the hell is one better than the other?

davincidasecond 24

Monday 8 July 2013 8:52

No, they're both equally disgusting.

souljacker 11

Monday 8 July 2013 18:22

Because one comes out of a woman by some sort of process of witchcraft. Obviously.

merik225 14

Monday 8 July 2013 3:42

You should seriously ask for a raise for picking that tampon up. Sorry OP. :(

CalamityJane2 5

Monday 8 July 2013 4:14

Why was it your job to pick that up? I mean i get your the garbage man but still...

Spark_Slicker 19

Monday 8 July 2013 4:20

That's bloody disgusting. I could pull some strings and find you a new job.

MadisonDerp 16

Monday 8 July 2013 4:25

I hope you had some gloves on, but I'm going to guess you didn't. FYL indeed, OP,

lesbionist 10

Monday 8 July 2013 5:04

I would have left it

Elle_ShellBelle 15

Monday 8 July 2013 5:05

Garbage workers wear gloves or at least the ones I've seen do. And the average garbage collector can make $43,000 a year and can make more with overtime. I don't feel too bad for OP

Courts0001 11

Wednesday 10 July 2013 14:23

Doesnt mean they have to pick up disgusting shit like that!

lbanks_fml 10

Monday 8 July 2013 5:50

Man up, dude! I'm also a refuse collector. When we found those.....a bidding war was on!! "I'll kiss it for $10.00" "I'll do it for $7.50". SOLD!! Hahaha