By emi - 01/07/2012 04:30

Today, not only does my cat rabidly attack my face if I don't let him sleep on my pillow, but he snores too. FML
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Isoldael 27

So don't let it into the bedroom when you go to sleep?

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gaysunshine 8

He's your cat! If you dislike the cat sleeping there, then move it. It's your cat!!

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yourlifesucksHA 14

Now we know who runs this shit!

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jenn87_fml 7

Have you seen cats from hell? Try some of the methods they use in there. To take care of the hellish cat.

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aleeshttylXD 9

cats r all over the place 0.o

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eggmarie 25

Good observational skills there, Sherlock.

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hqbrat 8

It would take a while for him to get used to it

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c8750 2

Also, a lot of cats won't sleep in their own bed. I got for mine & they still sleep with me

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LadyEmi 15

He has his own bed but he doesn't sleep there at night, only during the day (I don't know why)

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Fmlsea 28

put the cat in a another room and shut your door ,it will learn eventually . or get earplugs and deal with it .

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Fmlsea 28

they are but they will get bored eventually and quit meowing .

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skyeyez9 24

When my australian cattle dog was younger, he used to pile all his dog toys on me in my sleep. I'd wake up covered in them. Never understood why he did that.

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MrFuzzles 5

Aww he wants you to wake up to a bundle of presents. What a nice pup.

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skyeyez9 24

Either he thought I was dead and wanted to bury me under his toys, or wanted to share his cherished possessions with me. Or maybe I have an eccentric canine.

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gracehi 31

Lock your cat outside of your room. When he starts to cry and claw, don't let him in. If you get tired of the sound (and I'm sure will, as cars are very persistent) DON'T LET HIM IN YOUR ROOM. Instead put him outside or lock him in another room where you won't hear his cries or spray him with water. Eventually he'll learn that howling outside your room and attacking your face won't get him what he wants and you will sleep soundly.

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gracehi 31

*cats are very persistent. Ducking autocorrect!

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Isoldael 27

Those damn cars scratching my door and howling all night. They never learn.

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