By fractured_ - 05/08/2014 05:17

Today, on a flight, I needed to use the restroom. The passenger next to me was in a deep sleep, and was very large, so I couldn't get out by climbing over him. The urge got severe, so I resorted to tapping him on the shoulder. Turns out he had some nice reflexes and hit me in the face. FML
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fractured_ 22

After being hit, he said, "oh, oops, do you need to get out?" I was let out, and after waiting in a line of about 6 people, I made it to the restroom.

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DeltaDragonxx 20

Well you know what they say about sleeping bears...

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BillMurray_fml 12

You always have to fight Snorlax when you wake him OP

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VonBlitzkrieg 27

I don't understand how puerile can let themselves go like that.

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Lastwhiteknight 11

Use the light thingy that calls over the attendant, when they come over, look at the guy and back at them, then they'll wake them up, as they do so punch the guy in the throat and make a run for it...

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False_Stupidity 41

And how far do you think you could run while on a plane 40,000 feet in the air? Didn't think that through did you?

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slyde32 12

don't always get a choice, besides, I like the window seat

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DeltaDragonxx 20

and constantly get kicked by the people walking past you when they are using the restroom.

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onlychildFTW 33

Or pick an airline with 1st class lie flat seats with separations. Then you get an isle and 1-2 windows.

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Jtisallbusiness 5

Yeah this is fake if he's a deep sleeper then he wouldn't have woken up to a tiny little tap

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slyde32 12

some people won't wake up to "excuse me" but a tap on the shoulder might wake them. doesn't make it fake, I've had friends like that

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orsombre_fml 11

Ouch, it hurts! :-(

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wolff_pack 6

Did you relieve yourself when you got hit? Theses are the things we need to know!

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hobojo69 23

That sucks, hopefully that hit didn't cause u to lose your shit

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volcanes_jovenes 6

Did that punch make you lose control of your bladder?

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