Miscellaneous: Today, I’m in China for work, and for the second time someone...

I've spent some time in China also, you know that misconception "all Asian people look alike" they feel the same way about white Europeans. Don't take it personally.

ssnow_fml 20

Friday 20 May 2016 20:50

Go to Russia and try to take over. No one will be able to tell the difference

r00dmutherfucker 10

Friday 20 May 2016 21:08

I only did you deserved it bc it would become 169 :)

0neiros 14

Friday 20 May 2016 21:13

Next time it happens put your finger up to you lips and say "Shhhhhhhh Tovarich".

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Today, I was at a guy's house that I’d been seeing for a while. After watching a movie, I confessed that after these past few times we’ve hung out, I’ve started to catch feelings. He looked at me and said, "I actually don’t think I want anything serious, but are you down to be friends with benefits?" FML

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You deserved it 476

Today, we are having work done and our chimney breast has a hole where a brick is missing. Well, my husband thought it would be funny to rig up some realistic spider leg things that would poke out of the hole next to my face. I had to wash the sofa cushion because I pissed myself from fright. FML

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You deserved it 94

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Today, I watched as my friend played dead to see how her cat would react. She got upset when he just sniffed her hand and walked away. I tried to explain to her that he was smart enough to figure out she was faking it, but I got called a "know-it-all." Jeez, sorry that cats are more intelligent than you thought. FML

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You deserved it 148

Today, I argued with my mom that I deserved enough independence to ride my bike to school. Halfway there, I realized I was so out of shape that I had to call her for a ride. FML

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You deserved it 1 826

Today, a student turned in homework she copied off an online answer key. The wrong key. My students are too stupid to cheat right. FML

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You deserved it 312

Today, my boss and I were bragging about our new phones. I unlocked mine to show its awesome display, and accidentally opened a job search app. FML

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You deserved it 7 375

Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML

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You deserved it 4 925

Today, my parents lectured me on whether it was a good idea to let my girlfriend stay at the home of her ex boyfriend… and his husband. I’m 44 and trust her. My parents didn’t trust this logic and doubled down. FML

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You deserved it 311