Miscellaneous: Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend...

By Anonymous - 28/07/2013 17:38 - Slovenia - Ruse

Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, I was eating some popcorn with a guy, and I noticed a piece of hair coming out my mouth. I pulled it... and pulled it... and eventually some popcorn pieces came out attached to the end of the hair. I was so embarrassed, he tried to make me feel better by saying it looked like a magic trick. FML

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By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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By cookscatastrophy - 08/12/2009 08:19 - United States

Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 19/09/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2020 18:58 - United States - Maryville

Today, I was eating some cake that my roommate's girlfriend brought by for us. I felt something weird in my mouth, so I stopped chewing to grab it. It was a fingernail. FML

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By Hairball - 10/12/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML

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Gross!

By cantstopfeelingit - 16/12/2019 05:00

Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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Out it comes

By emilyupsidedown - 16/01/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, I got a popcorn kernel stuck in my throat. It was quite irritating so thought I could get it out with my finger. Good thing, the kernel is gone. Bad thing, I now have the rest of my lunch on my shirt as well. FML

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Fact of scratching

By Anonymous - 24/01/2020 14:00

Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating a chip I felt something between my teeth, It was pubic hair. I soon realized my dad was scratching his testicles while eating chips. FML

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dalink 24

Monday 29 July 2013 2:24

So, he was wanking it and then decided to shove that hand in your popcorn? Yep, time to urinate on his toothbrush... Daily.

TheDrifter 23

Monday 29 July 2013 2:20

Free tooth floss? What a kind person.

Comments

thebomb553 5

Monday 29 July 2013 3:38

Damn, people we got a wanking-popcorn snatcher!!!! That's ******* disgusting OP.

AustinDenton 22

Monday 29 July 2013 4:07

Dude that is disgusting!! A total jerk move on your friends part. My gosh that is really nasty!

perdix 29

Monday 29 July 2013 4:17

Your roommate needs to shave that shit! No one has read this that the friend got the pube on his hand from fingering the OP's roommate. If I'm right, let's not talk about the popcorn's buttery flavor, OK?

Fuji76 15

Tuesday 30 July 2013 4:41

I did, but I got thumbed down for using my brain Perdix.

buckdharma 37

Monday 29 July 2013 4:20

Could it have been a Orville Redenbacher?

worldclassrager 39

Monday 29 July 2013 4:38

I don't want to know what that hand was up to before hand...no pun intended...

pinguino3669_fml 23

Monday 29 July 2013 4:45

You should've thrown popcorn at him while he was leaving.

hcollins1 18

Monday 29 July 2013 5:02

Well, I don't know what your dick looks like, but I'm pretty positive they do not look like hands. And if he had stuck his dick in her popcorn, she wouldn't have continued to eat it.