Love and Transportation: Today, on a trip with my girlfriend to visit her sister in Finland,... - FML

By Jose - 12/08/2018 00:30 - Finland - Espoo

Today, on a trip with my girlfriend to visit her sister in Finland, she decided that I didn't comfort her enough when she got scared crossing the street. She broke up with me and kicked me out at 1:30am. I'm in a foreign country, all alone, without a place to stay. FML

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chocolate019 6

Saturday 11 August 2018 23:55

She has to be joking around. No one is that crazy

Donut_Wizard 23

Saturday 11 August 2018 23:42

Sounds like you’re finished mate.

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Davros 12

Sunday 12 August 2018 7:04

Signs your girlfriend might be a human trafficker

Emma Marshall 19

Monday 13 August 2018 1:24

She got scared crossing the street? How old is she?

tounces7 27

Monday 13 August 2018 8:27

No way. She's either joking, or she completely planned that out in advance.

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