By Anonymous - 11/08/2018 22:00

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Today, I found out that being the "bull" of a cuckold relationship is not as good as it looks to be. She is pregnant and now the couple, despite earning triple figures, is suing me for child support. I'm in college. FML
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Busymomma12 6

that's why you wrap it up. every time.

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JasonThorn 20

Hope it was fun while it lasted, but you were always on the outside on that dynamic. Push for a paternity test, if you haven't already. If the baby is yours, your college fun is over unless you can work your tail off.

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Busymomma12 6

that's why you wrap it up. every time.

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Ronald0930 6

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Lalala579121 27

Yeah, all you have to do is email everyone saying that you're a Nigerian prince.

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MidnaLink 33

You do understand that “three figures” is at least $100,000 right? So yeah, it does kinda take a lot…

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PenguinPal3017 19

Six figures is 100,000 to 999,999. It's called six figures because the number has six figures. The more you know!

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jocamo 24

100 000 is a six figure income. 100 is three

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nmrhog 15

No, triple figures is 100 to 999. 100,000 is six figures, so it doesn't take a lot to earn triple figures

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boopingsnoot 24

So, OP is kinda stupid. We already knew that.

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JasonThorn 20

Hope it was fun while it lasted, but you were always on the outside on that dynamic. Push for a paternity test, if you haven't already. If the baby is yours, your college fun is over unless you can work your tail off.

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Bubbilility 27

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hades5000 7

In a cuckold relationship all parties know it's happening and are ok with it. He's not cheating or anything.

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Catto-Golden 23

A "cuckold" relationship means the guy gets off on watching his girl with another man. The husband was cool with it

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ChakatBlackstar 29

A consensual (which we have no reason to believe this isn't) cuckold relationship is by definition an open relationship.

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Ashamed_Sister 60

Their fantasy might become your nightmare.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Do you prefer "Dad", "Pops", "Papa", "Pa", the more formal "Father", or the really formal "Pater"?

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ChakatBlackstar 29

Well that doesn't seem very fair. Though if you were playing with pregnancy risk, this is the sort of thing you should have discussed ahead of time.

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joonsson 21

Get a paternity test. Plus, if she earns more than you she can’t sue for child support if you get joint custody, quite the opposite.

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PenguinPal3017 19

Triple figures? Wow! That's up to (and including) $999 a year! How do I get a job like that?

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treehead42 10

When people talk about figures they mean thousands. It is not literal. When somebody says they have a 3 figure income they mean over 100,000$ Probably that is what I assume OP meant at least.

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Summaria 10

Um no. If people talk about thousands it's "six figure" why would you ever use "triple figures" for that? It's mathematically incorrect and doesn't even make sense in the slightest.

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skippydoda 32

Sue for joint custody. Or full Custody, then she'll have to pay you

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interesting33 36

hopefully whatever the decision, it will be in the best interests of the child.

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