Love, Sex and Argument: Empty threat

Empty threat

By duck'n'cover!! - 10/08/2023 22:00

Today, during an argument, my girlfriend said she wasn't having sex with me anytime soon. She never wants sex in the first place, so her threat fell pretty flat. When I pointed this out, she went absolutely apeshit and started throwing plates at me. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 05:46 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML

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More context please !

By Anonymous - 23/10/2022 02:00

Today, my girlfriend tried to distract me from an argument I was winning by taking off her clothes for sex. Then she got mad when I told her to grow up and get dressed. By the way, the fight was over how she threw my mom's ashes in the trash, I don’t care if we never have sex again, I’m gonna win this argument. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 08:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 10:14 - China

Today, I was in a restaurant with my fiancée for dinner. I commented that she had some food around her mouth. She responded with a lecture, then by throwing her hot bowl of noodles at me, before stomping out the restaurant. FML

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Confusing

By so confused - 09/12/2023 15:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was sexually frustrated. Naturally, I started coming on to her, only for her to shove me away and snap that just because she was sexually frustrated, it didn't mean that she wanted sex. Huh? FML

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You deserved it 220

By PanFace - 13/10/2009 06:54 - Australia

Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML

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By HomicidalPegasus - 25/05/2014 15:50 - United States - Bethalto

Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML

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You deserved it 36 246

By Nico711 - 30/03/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML

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You deserved it 210

Neverending cycle

By Eiblake13 - 07/01/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML

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You deserved it 146

Minor Threat

By Anonymous - 24/01/2014 20:24 - France - Paris

Today, after a big argument, my girlfriend looked me dead in the eyes and said, "I can go the rest of my life without sex, you know." FML

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Chazzster 28

Thursday 10 August 2023 23:14

Arguments and disagreements are normal. Real people disagree from time to time. But threats to withhold sex are relationship poison. And throwing things is a big red flag. OP - Dump her. It’s not likely to get any better.

Anderling 32

Thursday 10 August 2023 22:09

You know that that’s domestic abuse, right? Please make sure you’re safe.

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Anderling 32

Thursday 10 August 2023 22:09

You know that that’s domestic abuse, right? Please make sure you’re safe.

cuz803 44

Thursday 10 August 2023 23:06

Retaliate by leaving her. Me personally, I'd be tempted to break her ******* neck. Throwing plates? I'll throw your body out to the ******* streets. Get her away from you ASAP.

Chazzster 28

Thursday 10 August 2023 23:14

RichardPencil 30

Friday 11 August 2023 0:56

Oh, no! You used Logic. Save that for debate, not arguments with your girlfriend!

sirrubberduckie 35

Friday 11 August 2023 4:41

Someone who loses their temper and throws things at you is not someone you should continue dating. You're not even having sex. It's ok to be single for a while.

D J's MOM 17

Friday 11 August 2023 14:41

as the old saying goes 'shit or get off the pot' just leave her already, she's toxic for you.

Charlie Given 26

Friday 11 August 2023 16:30

So why are you dating someone who sounds like they're potentially mentally unstable or a toxic narcissist at the very least 🤷‍♂️ time to leave before you end up injured, dead or falsely accused and arrested.