By Piggirl - 13/07/2018 19:00

Today, one day after our 12-year wedding anniversary, which my husband failed to acknowledge, I found a receipt in his pocket for chlamydia testing. We haven't had sex in two years. FML
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ThrottleJockey 35

Correction, YOU haven't had sex in two years.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Con: Your husband is cheating on you. Pro: You haven't caught chlamydia from him. Con: This could lead to your divorce. Pro: A financial windfall, and the chance to meet someone who cares about you. Good luck.

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Comments

tarabella 7

excuse me but what did you expect?? you haven't had sex in 2 years and you thought he wasn't sleeping with someone else? i don't care about how much hate i get for this comment but my god woman, you are stupid and naive.

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HootyHoops1300 11

Exactly my point

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logicalliv 9

We don't know why they aren't having sex. Maybe every time she asked he said no.

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logicalliv 9

We don't know why they aren't having sex. Maybe every time she asked he said no.

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dexter420 21

I see why he didn’t acknowledge it

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Davros 12

If you haven't had sex in 2 years do you really care?

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chosha_fml 26

If this is a reason to end the marriage (it’s up to you whether that’s so), make a plan OP. Make sure you’re financially protected before you leave.

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lucasj23 11

no wonder he didn't acknowledge your anniversary if you've not had sex for 2 years. what's there to celebrate?

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David Squires 5

well shit two years no wonder hes cheatin

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wanted_2_want 40

Don’t be too harsh with him. Your poor husband has been eating a lot of clams. Therefore the ‘clamidia’ No?? Ok. 😌

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Justine Malang 16

No sex in two years??! What?! That's already a big red flag if it was even only a month. This applies if you're below 60 I guess.

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amarie2009 22

Two years of no sex and he cheated on you. Time to get a divorce and suck him dry (no pun intended) LOL!!!

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cmilhorn11 2

Well I mean I’m Just saying if you haven’t had sex in 2 years what did you really expect ? That he wasn’t gonna look elsewhere ? Atleast you don’t have the clap .

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