By OhDeary - 01/08/2011 20:18 - United States

Today, our power went out due to some severe storms. My daughter, who is 18, asked me why the lights on the car still worked. FML
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NeonBlack 0

Say because it's plugged in.

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Stonedmanalex 0

Damn not the brightest child

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seracy13 0

That is sad. Even my 4 year old knows there's a battery in every car

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SayPeanuts 29

Must be a smart 4 year old.

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chester75 5

Tell her one of the lightning bolts must have hit the antenna and completely charged it.

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StopDropNRoll 11

This would be the most logical joke to use for this situation compared to the previous I read. Well done

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LacyWings 3

I've heard of stupider people. Its ok op.

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Jacobt24 19

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (cricket noise)

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margie2194 12

I really wish cricket noises happened in real life situations.

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geekpowerwtf 0

If she's that retarded she will become americas next president!

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

Hey now, I didn't vote for Obama, and from what I've heard, 3/4 of our military didn't vote for him either. Meaning, 1) John McCain should be president, and 2) many of the people we take advantage of (I.e. our servicemen and women), who made the United States the great country that it used to be, not only got screwed over in Iraq and Afghanistan, but here at home as well. I don't agree with the war, but I do believe that we SHOULD have a military presence in the Middle East. After all, THEY are the ones who control the price of oil, and who better to control them than men with guns pointed at the towels they wrap around their heads? Think about it.

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

I can take jokes just fine, however, I'm a proud American, unlike many of the people who happen to inhabit this country these days. I will stand for what my forefathers fought for and have so rigorously defended throughout the years. To me, sir, it's not a joke. It's an insult, and I will not take it lightly.

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

By the way, had I not used the website for entertainment purposes for the last 100+ comments, you wouldn't be reading what I've just written. Please, for the sake of the readers and for myself, let a sleeping dog lie and we can debate on an issue less important on another date. My quarrel, sir, is not with you, rather the hundreds of thousands of people who want to see harm brought to the nation which I call home, so step aside, and let me bear the cross that I know I will for these last few comments, and let me bear it with honor.

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KiddNYC1O 20

74- Not all people who "wrap towels around their head" are enemies. Think about that, bigot.

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

That conversation is dead and gone, my friend. I believe the moderators took care of that issue before it became a war of words. Not that I have anything against Muslims, just the ones who shoot at me and my friends.

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fcbarca17 0

hahah wut ah returd lulz

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fcbarca17 0

coming from the retard who actually thought i was being serious

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BloodyDraven 0

says the two guys who actually care

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decidedlyvague 11

she'll make a good trophy wife someday.

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