By idiot bro - 06/07/2014 18:04 - United States - Brunswick

Today, after a power outage at my house, my 14-year-old brother was genuinely confused as to why our flashlights still worked if we had no electricity. FML
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False_Stupidity 41

He's not the brightest bulb in the flashlight now, is he.

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colby6666 43

Very punny. I've seen flashes of good puns on this site.

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extrasnipes 22

No, he's just flashing the light on himself to seem brighter.

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reneetlovesyou 30

He doesn't need a flashlight, 15, he can light up a room all by himself.

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ChevyRedneck85 13

These are the people who's going to be taking care of us when we are old. God have mercy on us

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sometimessam 16

Not the brightest bulb in the box, huh?

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sohibil 6

God is probably gonna flip us off thinking that we're responsible for those people's mental state...

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sohibil 6

Just give him some matches or a lighter, rrrrrrriight? :)

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adkim78 17

beat him up. Then you'll be charged with battery

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TheVurcle 10

You brother is an idiot. Sorry OP, FYL

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False_Stupidity 41

He's not the brightest bulb in the flashlight now, is he.

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hellnosucka 27

he's not as quick as flash either. To be fair though, his battery might be simply running out of charge.

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Kamon97 23

His brain turned off when the power was out.

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lord_meloetta 20

He is going places, probably not collage though

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WCARlover 34

I find it so hilarious when people who are implying that other people are stupid can't even spell correctly.

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colby6666 43

6- you're not going to "collage" either

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Chezzlova 5

Oh, the irony in your comment physically pains me.

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trell000 13

I don't know why but it makes me extremely happy when this happens.

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Epickitty58 29

65- Shoulda woulda coulda

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cakefete2 30

You realize you not only called OP an idiot, but their entire family line, right?

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Epickitty58 29

If it's the OP's genes that make his brother a moron, I think it may be #7's genes that make him the idiot he is today. The kind that try to use smart people words so they can sound like they went to the "collage" #6 talked about.

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MrSassypants 32

He's not the brightest knife in the tool shed.... and neither am I.

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varutha 16

Oh well, there are a lot of things to do that don't require that much light.

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strike2867 13

Props to him for knowing flashlights run on electricity.

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Epickitty58 29

The question here is where does that electricity come from?

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therealjc_fml 14

Did you tell him to make sure to plug them back in when the electricity comes back on (:

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Sariasprincy 7

Make sure you tell him the toilet and shower still work too....

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Epickitty58 29

"Woah! The toilet still works in a power outage? This world never ceases to amaze me!"

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