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By OhDeary - 01/08/2011 20:18 - United States

Today, our power went out due to some severe storms. My daughter, who is 18, asked me why the lights on the car still worked. FML

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By idiot bro - 06/07/2014 18:04 - United States - Brunswick

Today, after a power outage at my house, my 14-year-old brother was genuinely confused as to why our flashlights still worked if we had no electricity. FML

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By Jessie - 23/02/2009 08:08 - United States

Today, I drove to a party after getting my car back from the shop. A thunderstorm started as I made my way there and upon arriving, the power went out. The guests decided to watch the storm from the front windows when someone mentioned how funny it would be if a tree fell on my car. Seconds later, one did. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2023 21:30 - Australia

Today, during a storm-related power failure, I jerry-rigged an inverter from my car to supply the essentials. In doing so, I managed to blow up the fridge, smoke and all. The power came back on 5 minutes later. FML

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By anon - 15/10/2012 19:00 - United States - Poquoson

Today, the power went out at school. If it's out for more than twenty minutes, standard procedure is to let us go home. They came back on almost nineteen minutes later. FML

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By iamlauraheremecry - 27/01/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, my power went out due to a huge snow storm. I was in desperate need of candles and flashlights. I had to walk to the store since the roads were closed. I walked 4 miles in the blizzard. When I got home, the power came back on. FML

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By Samuel - 21/05/2010 19:12 - Canada

Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML

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By itsgonnabealongnight... - 03/09/2011 20:52 - United States

Today, I was at my grandparents' house, when the power went out. Even though we were supplied with candles and flashlights, we still had to stumble around in the darkness. They'd left both the candles and flashlights in the pitch black, unnavigable basement. FML

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By AstonBrown - 15/06/2016 17:53 - United States - Cleveland

Today, a strong storm knocked the power out at our office. I was dismissed five hours early, had my desk locked up and was walking toward the doors to leave when the power came back on. FML

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By Zxz - 08/04/2013 21:51 - Canada

Today, the power was out. I tried to explain to my boyfriend that he wouldn't be able to watch any TV until the power came back on. His response was, "But we have Netflix." FML

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By stupidlights - 07/05/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I left my lights on in my car, which I only realized at lunchtime, so I made sure to turn the lights off, and tried to start it. The battery was dead, so I called my dad to jump start it before I got back from my game. I later came back from the game and the lights were on. He'd left the lights on after jump starting it. FML

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NeonBlack 0

Monday 1 August 2011 22:58

Say because it's plugged in.

Stonedmanalex 0

Monday 1 August 2011 22:58

Damn not the brightest child

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ColinK96 0

Monday 1 August 2011 23:11

Wait... you left your car lights on..?

fcbarca17 0

Monday 1 August 2011 23:17

i hope your kidding.....

fcbarca17 0

Monday 1 August 2011 23:13

wow ur an idiot

LilysTillie 7

Monday 1 August 2011 23:13

Apparently you've raised a smart one....

Salvikidd 6

Monday 1 August 2011 23:15

Blondes..

BloodyDraven 0

Monday 1 August 2011 23:30

don't judge on blondes, I'm more blonde than anyone in my house, and I'm also smarter than all of em

howslife123 0

Monday 1 August 2011 23:54

Ya Ikr those dumb blondes

WCARlover 34

Monday 1 August 2011 23:17

you're raising quite the genius there

1958x 6

Monday 1 August 2011 23:21

Your daughter is absolutely brilliant.

raphanne_fml 33

Monday 1 August 2011 23:25

Well, I hope she is cute, otherwise life is going to be tough for her...

smr167 6

Monday 1 August 2011 23:27

So your daughter is 18, huh?

fcbarca17 0

Monday 1 August 2011 23:36

;)

lol0wnee 5

Monday 1 August 2011 23:28

18 going on 7

onelastime 0

Monday 1 August 2011 23:30

You should have a talk with her teacher :)

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