Miscellaneous: Today, our school got portable classrooms for the construction...

By Anonymous - 10/05/2011 21:20 - United States

Today, our school got portable classrooms for the construction on our school. I had to take a dump really bad, and had to use the built in bathroom. As I was in there I heard laughing. Turns out, every sound you make is an entire broadcast to the class. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 02:00

Today, I was having a mass lecture, for 3 classes combined, all microphones muted. I wanted to go to the toilet, so I connected my headphones, and I did my job massively while listening to the teacher. Suddenly, the teacher said, "Oh, close your mic for the love of god." 85 students heard me taking a shit. FML

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By IPityTheStool - 09/06/2011 13:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I used the staff toilets at school. As I sat down, I heard a sudden plop, followed by the stench of diarrhoea from the next cubicle. It was followed by, "I do apologise!" It was my English teacher. Then we continued to chat. FML

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Check her out

By minnie - 28/08/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML

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By Fartagirl - 15/10/2021 05:00

Today, I was using the restroom at school. What I thought was going to be just peeing turned into a humongous fart that echoed in the toilet bowl. Already embarrassed, I opened the door to leave. Two girls, who obviously heard, were giggling and saying, “It’s always the fat bitches.” FML

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By Gob - 16/01/2009 14:36 - United States

Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

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By MrsFart - 18/08/2018 01:30

Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML

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By DrGas - 04/09/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, while giving a lecture about gasses to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusually loud fart while they took some notes. I came back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wireless mic on. FML

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Pissed

By Anonymous - 19/11/2023 03:00 - Cayman Islands - George Town

Today, at work, I had to use the bathroom to urinate. It's basically in an open plan office, so everyone can hear absolutely everything. After successfully and discreetly doing my business, I noticed a bit of dirt on the wall. I gave it a rub with my thumb on the smooth tile. It sounded exactly like a loud fart. FML

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It wasn't me

By sonotsuave - 04/03/2019 06:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2010 22:44 - United States

Today, while at the dog park, I suddenly had to use the bathroom really badly. Since there weren't any facilities nearby, I decided to go behind a tree and relieve myself there. While doing this, two other owners, one who's in my math class, noticed me, despite me trying to hide. She definitely saw everything. School will be fun tomorrow. FML

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PsychoMerk 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 9:04

battleshits? ;-;

Blueglasscup 18

Wednesday 11 May 2011 9:26

I guess that's what you call a shi- *gets slapped*. Okay nevermind...'

Comments

Blueglasscup 18

Wednesday 11 May 2011 9:26

I guess that's what you call a shi- *gets slapped*. Okay nevermind...'

BooGhosted 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 10:51

You do love your half made pun jokes dont you!

seekndestroy 3

Wednesday 11 May 2011 15:30

thank you for refraining from shitty puns

sweet_candy_ 17

Wednesday 11 May 2011 9:26

Lol that's very awkward.

dreamering 16

Wednesday 11 May 2011 9:27

Kudos to you for taking shit in the bathroom and not in humidifier, parking lots, underwear and I don’t remember what other mighty place.

SpectSelf 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 9:28

so you're not gonna laugh when it's somebody else taking a shit?

Ann23 7

Wednesday 11 May 2011 9:29

at least you made it to the bathroom, it could of been worse.

iLazy 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 9:35

How is this an FML? Unless you made some wanking sounds in there.

enonymous 8

Wednesday 11 May 2011 9:38

This is your time to shine!! Learn to master your sphincter and practice the pledge of allegiance and lead the class with the bass line. You can even learn your way up to The national anthem!