By unloved cat owner - 16/02/2014 00:50 - United States - Carmichael

Today, out of boredom, I built my cat a little fort. Later, I tried to crawl inside to pet her, but as soon as I stuck my head in, she clawed me. I guess I'm not allowed in, then. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 663
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Same thing different taste

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That was the plan all along. You're just the cat's slave.

I wouldn't share my fort with anyone either.

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Ali_Br_fml 33

Cats can be so funny. When my younger cousin was eating chicken on the floor (she wanted to watch tv, but there's no eating allowed on the couches), my cat (Lexie) went after it. My cousin quickly took it out of reach before she could get to it, and Lexie came back like 30 minutes later, walking slowly, then ran up to her foot, swatted it with her paw (retracted claws), and ran off. Now SHE can hold a grudge. I swear that was the ONLY reason she walked into the living room, to get her back. Lol

awesome.....even your cat don't want you around

I have two cats but my orange tabby is the jerk. She'll sneak up to my pitbull and jump on her face, or kick my other car off the ledge to sleep on the exact spot he was on.. despite the whole ledge being empty. She adores me and all but does really love to sneak attack people, pets and well anything really. She wears a bell though so we know when she's coming.

Well it looks like you're.....*puts on sunglasses*......pussy whipped *walks away dramatically*

No humans allowed...that's standard...boy forts no girls allowed and vice versa...