By unloved cat owner - 16/02/2014 00:50 - United States - Carmichael

Today, out of boredom, I built my cat a little fort. Later, I tried to crawl inside to pet her, but as soon as I stuck my head in, she clawed me. I guess I'm not allowed in, then. FML
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DragonDude 24

That was the plan all along. You're just the cat's slave.

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odell687 3

I wouldn't share my fort with anyone either.

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buttcramp 21

at least you know you made a cool fort!

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ItsATwinThing 9

My cat Beau chose to live with us. He was living in our bush outside our house for about a week, we then found out his old family had moved away to Australia and just left him. So we adopted him. He preferred sleeping in cardboard boxes and on top of pillows than sleep next to you. But he'd lay with you on the floor by the first. Gosh I miss him!

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squideth 18

Holy hell, do you people feel the need to interject into EVERY cat fml with some "hurr hurr dogs are better" comment? We get it, you like dogs, shut up about it already. Both dogs and cats are awesome in their own ways.

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junkman6 22

Heh I remember my uncle had 2 Siamese cats and when I was like 5 he convinced me they were half kangaroo. I believed him Because they chased their toys while hopping around on their hind legs and always drop kicked each other. Let's just say my teacher was less than impressed when I argued with her about the existence of "kangaroo cats." -_-

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