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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 07:22 - United Kingdom

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Today, out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neighbour's window. On his ledge, I can see binoculars, tissues and vaseline. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 883
You deserved it 5 034

Same thing different taste

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1waytoolive 1

Maybe he has got a cold from bird watching all night.

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Alexandria928 0

Hahahahahaha absolutely hilarious.

doogy15 11

He could have put them there as a joke. I mean I've never forgot to put it away 0.o

ItsApril 0

Print a picture of some deformed diseased penis and a note similar to "Like this?!" and display it to where it can be viewed by your neighbor.

decidedlyvague 11

that's what I think will happen when I imagine myself coming within 15 feet of you, and also are you saying that the picture is what OP will give him, or that masturbation is bad?

ItsApril 0

So are you saying I loved like a diseased deformed penis? lmao If so, gee thanks! lmao Also, I said she should put a pic up like that to pretty much scare the guy off from trying to jerk off to her, if that is indeed what he is doing. & WTF? Who said anything about masturbating being bad? Seriously, how about re-reading my comment until you actually understand. What you said made no sense at all. Love, the deformed penis

decidedlyvague 11

hey, he's too poor to afford a telescope, and loves to stargaze. Also he has a lot of allergies, so he can't go outside to do it, and his nose gets real chapped cuz he has to blow it often. Cut him some slack op, he's just trying to discover new constellations. His favorite by far is Virgo

You should buy a fake sniper rifle online and leave it in YOUR window........

mrhung 4

That was me ;) you looks ah verrry nice.

Hello???? Have blinds or curtains you can close?