By NeedsANewApartment - 13/01/2016 05:54 - United States - Wurtsboro

Today, sewage came up the toilet and tub in my apartment and spread far enough to get into the hallway. The maintenance crew found the source of the blocked pipes to be a ten inch long weave some idiot flushed down a toilet. FML
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NonScaryPumkin 22

Who flushes a weave? I know sometimes people get weaves that are so ugly they never want to see again but you set that one fire or throw that in the garbage not flush it down.

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Shadowpartner 11

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RabbitOfAurora 28

Don't worry #1. I hate 'shitty' jokes as much as the next FML reader, but as someone who has experience with fake hair I can appreciate the humour in this one :)

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MassiDelta 28

I learned that the hard way... Several times

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Arthurie 30

Yes, here, take this free, shit-soaked, probably smelly, nasty weave I plucked from the sewage pipe, where all sorts of bacteria or whatnot must be, not to mention the person who wore it beforehand and if they had any head lice or dandruff. But hey - free weave?!

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aperron96 18

#2 was obviously being sarcastic. nobody is dumb enough to use a weave someone flushed down the shitter

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RabbitOfAurora 28

C'mon guys, he was obviously kidding. Y'all need to lighten up. Don't worry #2, made me laugh

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ThrottleJockey 35

Just like love and farts; if you have to force it, it's probably shit.

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False_Stupidity 41

That was so forced, they're probably constipated.

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crimsonclouds 19

I'm sorry OP that's so disgusting.... I hope your apartment will be cleaned :(

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Mackade 18

Who even.. thinks that you can flush that down the toilet..

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ThrottleJockey 35

You're incorrectly assuming that there was a thought process involved.

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drayloon 50

My stepmom and her oldest daughter do hair in my dad's apartment from time to time, and inevitably, strands of weave would make their way onto the carpet. My dad bought an expensive Dyson vacuum a while back specifically designed to suck up pet hair and other shit without clogging, but eventually it succumbed to the destructive power of leftover weave. Powerful stuff, man

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RabbitOfAurora 28

#7, my family is renting a new place and the toilet was backing up every 6 weeks. On the second call to the real estate office their phone person asked... "What, again? Are you flushing chicken bones down there?" Turned out there was a clog in the pipes that were off of the property and we had to get in the top guns for it because the plumber wasn't insured to go that far. But honest to god... "chicken bones"

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NonScaryPumkin 22

Who flushes a weave? I know sometimes people get weaves that are so ugly they never want to see again but you set that one fire or throw that in the garbage not flush it down.

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epicx22 22

Exactly, dispose of it the proper way?.

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