Miscellaneous: Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and...

By ohray - 11/12/2014 16:09 - Turkey - Kibris

Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML

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Keeping warm

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 11:01

Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML

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Bath bomb

By Anonymous - 31/05/2021 11:01

Today, I trusted a fart in the bathtub. I really shouldn't have. It came out loose like a brown cloud, so I had to shower to wash the shit out of my pubes. FML

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Retail stinks

By Anonymous - 26/07/2020 23:00

Today, a pipe leaked in the store I work at. I had to smell sordid waste for more than 8 hours. FML

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By TheMissMuffly - 31/07/2012 15:53 - United States - Monmouth

Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML

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Headshot

By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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By teflon_hammer - 25/05/2016 23:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

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Hard work

By seanzynotfonzyehhhhh - 04/08/2016 05:16 - United States

Today, my boss told me to find the bad smell coming from the apartment we were working on. I found the bathtub about 4 inches high full of piss, and spent the next hour bailing it out into a bucket because the drain wasn't connected yet. I have pee stains in all the wrong places. FML

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Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By KieRendan - 25/05/2012 19:59 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, due to an unforeseen pipe-related incident, I had to shave my legs in my backyard fish pond, while a plumber assessed the damage to my war-zone of a bathroom. FML

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By failure - 14/07/2011 16:24 - Russian Federation

Today, my neighbour's boiler broke and flooded his home. To solve the problem, the water company shut off the neighbourhood's water supply while they fixed his boiler. I am now unable to shower, and I smell like a zoo animal. FML

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RoseCrystal 17

Friday 12 December 2014 1:17

I read the first line as, "I pooped in the shower..." I wasn't totally wrong.

sunnyray812 42

Friday 12 December 2014 1:19

I read this as "I popped in the shower," and thought, "What the hell???"

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Snake1105 20

Friday 12 December 2014 1:09

That sucks

SandpitNinja 10

Friday 12 December 2014 1:10

Bet that was a shitty shower.

Sandsh8rk 36

Friday 12 December 2014 1:28

And there it is...

pooldude 24

Friday 12 December 2014 2:35

so predictable!! there is always that one guy -.-

kangx1 28

Friday 12 December 2014 4:00

"that" guy strikes again -.-

smackaroonial 20

Friday 12 December 2014 15:17

At first, I thought it said they pooped in the shower. And it totally makes sense why they would smell bad...

jitterbug123 11

Friday 12 December 2014 1:10

Oh dang. That really stinks

orbit 22

Friday 12 December 2014 4:51

It probably would stink, literally. Wouldn't you be able to smell it before popping in the shower?

imapartypooper 15

Friday 12 December 2014 1:13

That's kinda poopy.

pooldude 24

Friday 12 December 2014 2:36

we got another one over here!

thevelociraptor 31

Friday 12 December 2014 5:20

Quick! Get the net!

DanShowsNoMercy 13

Friday 12 December 2014 1:16

Might want to check your pipes.

pooldude 24

Friday 12 December 2014 2:38

That's a good advice. Obvious, but good.

teresa96706 29

Friday 12 December 2014 4:03

No shit.

Vitotaylor36 13

Friday 12 December 2014 5:13

Actually, there was a lot of shit...

redneck66 11

Saturday 13 December 2014 21:28

thats just an awesome reply to a comment^

RoseCrystal 17

Friday 12 December 2014 1:17

I read the first line as, "I pooped in the shower..." I wasn't totally wrong.

Im2Shy 16

Friday 12 December 2014 1:20

Lmao, so did I.

netflixislove 32

Friday 12 December 2014 3:39

Lol I did too

Soleia_Grace 15

Friday 12 December 2014 4:22

I think we all did

live_love98 1

Friday 12 December 2014 4:39

Same here.

Vitotaylor36 13

Friday 12 December 2014 5:14

Am I the only one who read "popped" and knew exactly what she meant?

redneck66 11

Saturday 13 December 2014 21:29

haha yeah i was like...WHY?!

Evilmonkey585 3

Wednesday 20 January 2016 9:00

At least I'm not the only one.

sunnyray812 42

Friday 12 December 2014 1:19

I read this as "I popped in the shower," and thought, "What the hell???"

cdawg69 10

Friday 12 December 2014 3:52

I bet you didn't really think that......

sunnyray812 42

Friday 12 December 2014 6:58

Honestly, I did. Just because others said so before me (which I didn't know put the same thing as I validated my comment) doesn't make me a liar.

sunnyray812 42

Friday 12 December 2014 6:59

And now I just realized my autocorrect changed "pooped" to "popped" on my comment. Oh, well. Everyone knows what I meant.

wvcheesehead 13

Friday 12 December 2014 1:21

Did your shower have a tank and a bowl? You may have gotten confused.

denwing82 4

Friday 12 December 2014 1:26

You poo in the toilet bowl then take a shower after to get clean, not at the same time...

B1ackthesun 31

Friday 12 December 2014 3:53

Op said popped not pooped. Though you're not alone, I had a few seconds of confusion before I read it again.

DoubleDosexo 12

Friday 12 December 2014 7:00

#28 when I first looked at it I saw pooped and so I went to read it to see that it actually said popped ._.

Dimps94 9

Friday 12 December 2014 1:29

I read it as pooped not popped

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Same thing different taste

Keeping warm

Bath bomb

Retail stinks

Headshot

Hard work

Bad start to the day

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